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    Thoughts I Had at My Bodega On Friday

    How a California girl dealt with her first hurricane. (She didn't, she just drank.)

    • 1.

      "$4.99 for a candle? Are you fucking kidding me, why is everything in New York so fucking expensive."

    • 2.

      "$15.99 for a six-pack of Blue Moon? *doesn't bat an eye* I cannot be expected to get through my first hurricane without alcohol."