This past Monday, 10AM, in the Church of Josh...
12. Makin' It Gordon (6-5)
11. Started at the Gordon now we Josh (2-9)
10. So good at Josh Gordon (4-7)
9. Tickle Monsters? JOSH GORDON TICKLES MONSTERS! (4-7)
8. Space Gordon (4-7)
7. Flash City Gordons (5-6)
6. I CHOOSE YOU WARGORDON (5-6)
5. Somewhere Over Josh Gordon (6-5)
4. JOSH GORDON WILL SCORE HIGH POINTS (6-5)
3. Hello Dominos Pizza can I take your JOSH GORDON?
2. Team JoshyTeampGordoSimmons
1. In addtion to selling used cars and becoming the fastest man alive, Josh Gordon also cured Ebola during his time off.
I ASKED JOSH GORDON TO DO PICKS WITH ME THIS WEEK BUT I HAD TO SETTLE TO FOR GUS
Last week: Gus 3-3, Temple 2-4
Total (skipping a week while Temple and I recharged):
Gus: 20-10
Temple: 13-17
Welcome back everyone! After me and Temple's bye week, we're back with plenty of Return themed picks, so look out for it. We've got things that can return, like my playoff hopes, things that can't, like several people's hairlines, and things that are guaranteed to return, like an argument over who is actually the Wexler when it's been set several times, or who gets what money in the end (my vote is fifth place, aka first place of the middle class, gets money back).
Guys, Wexler won this week. He would have beaten anyone in the league except Roger. Literally anything is possible except Wexler winning again. It's still unlikely anyone but Jai can make the playoffs from the West, but if McCabe, Brewer and I split our last two and Chris wins out, that creates a scenario in which I walk into oncoming traffic at midnight wearing all black. WHO KNOWSZ???
RANKINGZ IZ ZERIOUZ BIZNEZZ
G- Parting shots:
1.Can we set up a mid-tier playoff for the four teams in the middle? Maybe call it the Sigma Nu Tier 2b cup? The Mr. Sigma Nu award? Name suggestions are welcome.
2.Can we also set up a weekly thing for the remaining two weeks of the season/playoffs? I need more reasons to watch/gamble/throw money away.
T- Also, Gus and I will hopefully be making a movie for the playoff weeks. Contributions are welcome, as everyone I know has a computer and or smartphone and really anything goes. My butthole is so loose right now.