In a recent episode of BuzzFeed's podcast The Tell Show, comedian Michael Ian Black told a story about buying (and hating) his first house.
1. In the forest.
2. At sea.
3. The cupboard in the garage.
4. The coziest studio, for real.
5. Beyond the wall.
7. It looked so good in the photos.
8. An apartment for multi-taskers.
9. The rat basement.
10. On the waterfront.
11. The fish bowl.
12. The coop.
13. The nest.
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