1. If you're a Black woman, you're going to get your ass beat.
2. If you're a professional Black man, you're an evil abuser.
3. We need Jesus.
4. If you want more from life and take risks to have it, you will be punished severely.
5. If you're a Black woman, you're going to get your ass beat again.
6. Single mothers deserve to be loved too.
7. Men who work with their hands make the best lovers.
8. A pot of hot grits is a weapon.
9. Black women have the most horrible lives ever.
10. Sometimes things fall apart so that you can build something better.
11. If you're a Black woman, you're going to get your ass beat some more.
12. Sometimes it's best not to follow the instructions.
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