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Please. Help.

I’ve been standing here for the past 45 minutes, not quite sure what to do. Please. Help. Cold.

techlolz • 8 years ago

Angry Birds Animated = Awesome

50 Seconds of live action Angry Birds to warm the soul! YES!

techlolz • 8 years ago

Facebook Developer Joe Hewitt Getting Too Distracted While On Facebook At Work

Joe Hewitt, software engineer at Facebook just tweeted out that he wants to quit all his non-work related stuff so he can finally get some work done.

techlolz • 8 years ago

Probably The Best Multi-Tasker Of All Time.

This guy is on a kindle, his cell phone and a PAPER book (What???) at the same time!

techlolz • 8 years ago

Banned White IPhone 4 Video

“Just buy the black iPhone, alright? And besides, if you waited for the white iPhone…you’re an idiot. You’re stupid human being who’s waited five months for a phone that’s a different color. That you’re just gonna put a cover on, anyways.”

techlolz • 8 years ago

Cablevision Offers Customers $10 Credit To Watch The World Series Online

I am sure by now you have heard of all the drama between Fox and Cablevision in regards to their contract. I just got this email offering a credit if I order the World Series via MLB.com to watch online. The catch? I have to agree to sending Cablevision either a pre-written message or my own message stating my sadness of the situation. What a joke!

techlolz • 8 years ago

Back To the Mac In 104 Seconds

The most important parts of the Back to Mac event held by Apple Last week in under two minutes.

techlolz • 8 years ago

Introducing: The PlayStation Phone

It's hard to believe that what we're looking at is real -- but we assure you, the picture above is in fact the PlayStation Phone you've long been waiting for. As we reported back in August, the device you see is headed into the market soon, likely boasting Android 3.0 (aka Gingerbread), along with a custom Sony Marketplace which will allow you to purchase and download games designed for the new platform. The device snapped up top (and in our gallery below) is sporting a 1GHz Qualcomm MSM8655 (a chip similar to the one found in the G2, but 200MHz faster), 512MB of RAM, 1GB of ROM, and the screen is in the range of 3.7 to 4.1 inches. Looking almost identical to the mockup we hit you with this summer, the handset does indeed have a long touchpad in the center which is apparently multitouch, and you can see in the photos that it's still bearing those familiar PlayStation shoulder buttons. For Sony buffs, you'll be interested to know that there's no Memory Stick slot here, but there is support for microSD cards.

techlolz • 8 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama Accidentally Signs Away Presidency To Man With IPad

Using the Pinch Zoom, Sylvester Cann IV tricked Obama into thinking he was signing a blank screen with “Mr. President sign my iPad” written on it. Moment’s later he pinch zoomed out and revealed that the President had just signed away all his power to Sylvester.

techlolz • 8 years ago

Here’s the Public Google Doc With All Of MySpace’s Traffic Analytics

MySpace is mere hours away from their big redesign push (our early review is here). If you’ve got nothing to do until midnight California time, spend it perusing this document. It is, according to an anonymous source that claims to work at MySpace, an internal MySpace document showing traffic and engagement by age band.

techlolz • 8 years ago

Larry Page's Business Card Circa 1998

A thread was recently started on Reddit titled ""What's the most expensive mistake you've made at work? (Costs to your employer, or yourself)".

techlolz • 8 years ago

Antoine Dodson = App Spokesperson

Just when you thought society was back to normal, someone decides that Antoine Dodson should be their spokesperson. The guy has sold out of his Halloween costumes, so naturally the next thing to do is star in your own Augmented Realty App from beenverified.com that shows you the registered sex offenders in the area.

techlolz • 8 years ago