Just In Time For Administrative Professionals' Day . . . 16 of the most Pulptastic Working Women
Move over, Mad Men! It's a trip back to the vintage vaults to meet the retro secretaries, administrative assistants, and other working women as the pulp paperbacks saw them -- cheap, easy, politically incorrect, but definitely pulptastic!
The Perfect Double Feature for your Easter Viewing Pleasure: Lambs and Bunnies! And they're .... MUTANT!
Yes, we're talking two scary bad monster movies from the Very Vile Vintage Film Vault.
The Stupidest Sport You Might Not Have Heard About
It's .... COMBAT JUGGLING! Because, well, why not?!?
A Song About Death & Destruction For The Kiddies, Courtesy Tiny Tim
Yes, it's very peculiar entertainer Tiny Tim wowing the kids with the ever-so-cheery "The Other Side." The world is drowning, the kids are freaking, it's '60s performance art at its most bizarre!
Malt Liquor In Outer Space!
Apparently, in the future, you'll be swilling malt liquor in outer space. Served by your friendly jive-bot, natch ... This, according to the ad agency that came up with this commercial for Schlitz malt liquor back in 1979 ...
11 Very Disturbing Vintage Clown Photographs
It's nightmare time with these retro photographs of some extremely creepy clowns ...
A Fart Hands Cover Of Simon & Garfunkel's "Sounds Of Silence"
. . . because isn't this the kind of thing that makes the internet great?
The Most Frenetic French Male Go-Go Dancing Ever
It's Serge Gainsbourg singing Chez Les Ye Ye ... but the real star of this vintage video is the dancer on the left. Tres hoot! Yeah, baby!
The Most Insane and Hysterical Concept of How People Will Dance in the Future
from the German 60s tv series Raumpatrouille Orion (which only lasted from September to December 1966), a prediction of future dancing ... which apparently consists of a lot of standing and chicken moves ...
The Absolutely Worst And Most Hysterical U-Turn Attempt Ever
Take a narrow street in Naples, Italy, a tiny car, a very determined driver, and a lot of not-so-helpful other people and you've got a scene you'd swear was straight from Monty Python.
New World Record For Most Mascots Dancing At The Same Time
On January 27th in (where else?) Japan, 141 mascots danced at the same time, setting a new Guinness-sanctioned world record. Why? Well, why not?
When Balloons Swallow Bollywood Dancers
A balloon-filled dance number -- Super Hit Party Song --from Loafer (1973), a crime thriller-musical (of course!) film from India. Hooray for Bollywood!
British Project Hopes To Turn Pigeon Poop To Soap
How do you keep a city clean? By having the pigeons poop soap, of course!, An actual experiment by a London-based company from the Exceptionally Stupid Science Breakthrough Section, Special Pigeon Poop Bureau.
The Most Amazing Slip of the Tongue in Today's Inauguration Coverage, courtesy Fox
A major "uh oh, did I just say what I think I said" moment from Fox 5 DC's coverage of the inauguration.
from the Department of Extremely Peculiar (but Catchy) Commercials, Human as Chicken Division
A very bizarre but very entertaining ad from Japan (Where else?)
A Very Different Version of "Smoke on the Water" - courtesy the German Army
The title says it all. German Army Music Corps (in helmets, natch) rock out.
A Very Amazing (and Balletic!) Version of MacArthur Park
Wow. That sums it up. We're talking Italian disco balletic horror. With sparkles. And spangly cod pieces.
Safety Sue: The Most Bizarre Government Safety Video Ever
So there's this girl. In a bikini. Sitting in a tree. And she helpfully shares safety tips with three guys. It's very surreal, very strange, and a truly weird example of the creative minds at the U.S. government putting taxpayer dollars to work.
Presenting the DuPont Chemical Rap -- featuring Valclene, Zerex, Zepel, Freon and more!
Straight from the 1964 World's Fair in New York ... it's an excerpt from DuPont's "Wonderful World of Chemistry" show. And "wonderful" is definitely one word for it. "Strange" would be better, though ...
Miss Venezuela Proves Her Smarts About Laws At The Miss Universe Pageant
Direct from Las Vegas and the Miss Universe pageant of the other night, we present Miss Venezuela, Irene Sofia Esser Quintero, cogently answering the question: “If you could make a new law, what would it be and explain why.” Prepare to be edified...