Why I Frenchie_penny Should Be Your Favorite Frenchie On Instagram

Following Penny on Instagram is a guaranteed way to put a smile on your face.

I always have to sleep with my stuff animals... aw

my human slaves / Via instagram.com

Humans think this shit is adorable

I'm a great DD

but you have to pitch in for gas, this isn't free! I only get so much for an allowance

I'm a pretty good card player

puparazzi

I dont give a single care about the humans getting mad at me

because I like peeing where ever I want to.

I'm not good at playing hide and seek

I seriously cant figure out how the humans find me

Too lazy to be a guard dog.. so I hired my own

Via Instagram: @frenchie_penny

My god, when did I gain so much weight? #hungry

Even the kids like me.

and Yes, I sit with the humans at the table.. floors are dirty, gross.

On top of being super cool, I am seriously the cutest

I'm also a diva

deal with it.