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Posted on Nov 10, 2010

16 Quotes: Michael Scott Vs Kanye West

Recently, Kanye West compared himself to the MARTYRED TIANAMEN SQUARE PROTESTOR. It was then that we knew ... Kanye West is the real-life Michael Scott. Answers at the bottom. Sadly, no alterations were necessary.

by taylorhall

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1. "Shoot for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud."
2. "You need to play to win. But, you also need to win, to play."
3. "I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them."
4. "If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don't appreciate the moment until it's passed."
5. "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."
6. "I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph."
7. "Abraham Lincoln once said that 'if you are a racist I will attack you with the north,' and those are the values that I try to live by. "
8. "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."
9. "To use is necessary. And if you can't be used, then you're useless."
10. "People always say you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop out. Why not attempt it? Cause think of all the people you will please if you try."
11. "The early worm gets the worm."
12. "Everything I'm not makes me everything I am."
13. "Don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason ever. No matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever. For any reason whatsoever."
14. "For me giving up is way harder than trying."
15. "I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me."
16. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
K.West - 1 3 4 6 9 10 12 14 (8)
M.Scott - 2 5 7 8 11 13 15 16 (8)

16 Quotes: Michael Scott Vs Kanye West

1. "Shoot for the stars, so if you fall you land on a cloud."

2. "You need to play to win. But, you also need to win, to play."

3. "I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them."

4. "If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don't appreciate the moment until it's passed."

5. "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded."

6. "I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph."

7. "Abraham Lincoln once said that 'if you are a racist I will attack you with the north,' and those are the values that I try to live by. "

8. "Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information."

9. "To use is necessary. And if you can't be used, then you're useless."

10. "People always say you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop out. Why not attempt it? Cause think of all the people you will please if you try."

11. "The early worm gets the worm."

12. "Everything I'm not makes me everything I am."

13. "Don't ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason ever. No matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever. For any reason whatsoever."

14. "For me giving up is way harder than trying."

15. "I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me."

16. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

K.West - 1 3 4 6 9 10 12 14 (8)

M.Scott - 2 5 7 8 11 13 15 16 (8)

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