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    My Application For Hannah Horvath; Understudy -(Lena Dunham)

    Be the change you wish to see in the world. If that’s the case, I will create the job I want to be in the world as well… Here was another application for an understudy position that I created, developed, and now currently fill… in my head.

    To Whom It May Concern, but specifically the likes of Judd Apatow, Jenni Konner, or Lena Dunham herself pending my cousin happen to place this in her actual mailbox in Brooklyn.

    I am writing to express my excited interest in the UNDERSTUDY position for HANNAH HORVATH (LENA DUNHAM), in the HBO hit series GIRLS. In addition to this specific position, I will also offer my services for luncheons, meetings, or various social occasions where HANNAH'S presence may be required.

    I have attached my formal resume, which has literally no relevance to my current dreams and or aspirations, for your review. But, please see below for highlighted reasons as to why I feel I am the best candidate for this role.

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    I feel that I have truly mastered HANNAH'S dance moves. In fact, I would be surprised if her moves from the most recent episode weren't in fact choreographed off of this dance video from my early childhood.

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    View this video on YouTube

    Moves Like Jagger.

    I had brain surgery. Again totally irrelevant, but I think its appropriate that I resume milking it. Some people got a house on Extreme Home Makeover, and it was also the storyline of a Grey's Anatomy episode.

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    Once you review the aforementioned articles, I believe you will agree that I am best suited to fill the shoes of Hannah.

    Thank you in advance for your consideration.

    I look forward to hearing from you to further discuss my candidacy for this position!

    Best,

    Taylor J. Braun