To Whom It May Concern, but specifically the likes of Judd Apatow, Jenni Konner, or Lena Dunham herself pending my cousin happen to place this in her actual mailbox in Brooklyn.
I am writing to express my excited interest in the UNDERSTUDY position for HANNAH HORVATH (LENA DUNHAM), in the HBO hit series GIRLS. In addition to this specific position, I will also offer my services for luncheons, meetings, or various social occasions where HANNAH'S presence may be required.
I have attached my formal resume, which has literally no relevance to my current dreams and or aspirations, for your review. But, please see below for highlighted reasons as to why I feel I am the best candidate for this role.
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I feel that I have truly mastered HANNAH'S dance moves. In fact, I would be surprised if her moves from the most recent episode weren't in fact choreographed off of this dance video from my early childhood.
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I had brain surgery. Again totally irrelevant, but I think its appropriate that I resume milking it. Some people got a house on Extreme Home Makeover, and it was also the storyline of a Grey's Anatomy episode.
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Once you review the aforementioned articles, I believe you will agree that I am best suited to fill the shoes of Hannah.
Thank you in advance for your consideration.
I look forward to hearing from you to further discuss my candidacy for this position!
Best,
Taylor J. Braun