1. A twisting memory foam travel pillow because, no offense, your S.O.'s shoulder is just not that comfy.
2. A dual hamper with dividers and removable laundry bags to help keep your bedroom from looking like two tornadoes hit it.
3. Apple AirTag — set this up with your iPhone's Find My app and never have to ask your boo if they've seen your wallet ever again! It's got a replaceable battery so you don't have to buy a new one.
4. A dual-zone comforter because neither of you should have to sacrifice your comfort so the other can sleep through the night. This alternative down comforter keeps one side cool and the other warm.
Promising review: "This comforter is what we’ve always needed. My husband and I are always tangled in blankets because I need more but yet they always end up on his side. This comforter provides an all-in-one solution that keeps me warm and him cool and our bedroom looking calm and zen." —Hannah
Get it from Amazon for $129.99+ (available in two sizes and four colors).
5. A pack of light-dimming stickers if you need an alarm clock to wake up but its lights are so bright they keep your partner up all night. This is what we call a win-win.
6. A clip-on reading light so you can keep reading your book in bed without disturbing your sleeping companion. It's even got nine color temperatures and brightness levels for the perfect kind of illumination.
7. A fun trivia game for your weekly couples-only game nights! Brilliant or BS is a game for all the know-it-alls out there.
8. A cute and functional vacation fund box to help you save up for your next adventure!
9. A pair of accidentally (?) matching mugs you'll both accidentally (?) be drinking from at the same time.
10. A pair of wireless sleep headphones if you need a calming soundtrack to lull you to sleep but your partner requires absolute silence.
11. A magnetic chore chart because it's someone's turn to clean the bathroom and it's not enough to be "pretty sure" it's not you.
12. An acrylic Squatty Potty so you don't have to wait too long for your boo to poo before you can get into the bathroom and handle your own business.
14. And add this ~smoldering~ soy-and-coconut wax candle for a little extra spice! Scented with notes of campfire, orchid, and spiked coffee, you'll feel like you're out on a romantic camping trip.
15. Wet & Forget shower cleaner made without bleach so you don't have to worry about any harsh fumes. Plus, this doesn't require any scrubbing! Just spray your shower at night and rinse it clean the next day. Say goodbye to buildup from all those showers you take together...
16. A helpful puzzle board — the ultimate must-have for the puzzle-obsessed couple! It's got four magnetic sliding drawers so you can keep loose pieces organized by color or shape in between puzzle sessions.
17. A waterproof beard bib whose suction cups can attach to the bathroom mirror so your boo doesn't get hair clippings all over the sink, turning you into the Hulk.
18. A privacy sign you can turn to "do not disturb" if you're in the middle of a Zoom meeting, "welcome, please knock" if you're taking an Instagram scroll break, or "out of office" so your S.O. can use the room as their office while you're out and about.
19. An adorable toilet-shaped watering spike if you and your partner are bad at remembering to water your plants. And because this is made out of a porous ceramic, you don't have to remove it to refill it!
20. An instant carpet spot remover because all cleanups should be quick and easy. Especially the ones made by your clumsy (but oh so lovable) companion.
21. A pack of foam earplugs so your partner can finally a get a good night's rest despite your thunderous snoring. This super soft foam conforms to your ears to provide optimal noise reduction.
BuzzFeed writer Melanie uses these, and here's why she loves them:
"I live above a restaurant with outdoor seating *and* my downstairs neighbors' balcony is right below my bedroom window, so it can get a bit loud at night. Even with the white noise of my AC running, I was still woken up by the noise more than a few times. Of all the many things in life that I love, a solid eight hours of sleep is pretty high up there on my list, so I eventually decided to buy these earplugs. There's nothing fancy about them but let me tell you: They do their job and they do it well. I'm now sleeping through the night and the earplugs stay wedged in my ears until morning. While they don't block out every bit of sound, they significantly dull the noises coming from below, and they're comfy to boot." —Melanie Aman
Get a bottle of 50 earplugs from Amazon for $8.99.
22. Or get a pack of anti-snoring nasal strips for a drug-free way to to open up your nose and reduce snoring.
Promising review: "These are the best nasal strips I have tried so far. They are not cheap, but using them makes the difference between being able to sleep all night long and struggling to breathe without getting the rest I need." —Amazon Customer
Get a pack of 30 strips from Amazon for $11.28.
23. A pair of noise-isolating, premium earbuds that'll mold to your ears within 60 seconds, creating a custom-to-you fit sure to impress. You can immerse yourself in the world of an audiobook while your partner listens to pump-up jams on the Peloton.
Promising review: “The fit is awesome! They don’t hurt your ears after wearing them for long periods of time like other headphones, and the EQ is awesome for fine-tuning the sound for listening to a podcast or jamming at the gym. I really like being able to use either the right or left headphone by itself, too! Battery life is great and the case is compact!” —Neil K
Get it from Ultimate Ears for $199 (originally $249; available in three colors).
24. Roku Express — get all you and yours' streaming needs met in one tiny remote. Just cozy up on the couch and get ready to be impressed by all the shows and movies now at your fingertips. And did I mention that it also works with Alexa?
Promising review: "I have never used any kind of streaming service before, but this was so easy to set up. And it never asked me for an activation fee. You do have to create a Roku account but it's free. Plugged it in to my HDMI and to the power outlet and that was it. Just follow the onscreen prompts to set up home screen. I couldn't believe how easy it was!" —Amy
Get it from Amazon for $29.99.
25. Poo-Pourri spray if you love everything about your S.O. except the smells they make in your bathroom. Just remind them to spray before they do their doo!
26. An "all out of" grocery list so no matter whose turn it is to do the shopping, you'll always get exactly what you need!
Promising review: "If you're like me, you become a deer in the headlights when you walk into the grocery store. That's why this notepad is a game changer. We keep this on the refrigerator and check the appropriate box whenever we use the last of/realize we are out of something. I also use this list to plan for shopping trips. There is nothing worse than getting back from the store and realizing that you forgot to buy something essential. Making a list only helps when you think of everything that you need when you're making the list. 'All out of' provides a comprehensive list of the essentials and helps with the brainstorming process. I have already recommended this product to my friends." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $6.36+ (available in six colors).
27. An under-the-cabinet jar opener because you're tired of having to rely on your partner to open up your Ragú. You just wanna devour spaghetti in peace.
28. A dishwasher magnet for knowing if bae has run the dishwasher or not. You don't wanna accidentally pour wine into a dirty glass.
29. A stainless-steel TubShroom, because you don't wanna have to snake your own hand down a drain to retrieve the massive hunks of hair and grime your S.O. left behind. No one wants that.
30. A set of Bluetooth, long-distance touch bracelets that'll let your S.O. know you're thinking about them without having to say a word. Connect it to the Bond Touch App to send private and secure messages and pictures!
31. A "Did you feed the dog?" reminder device — no matter what both of your busy schedules entail, you'll always know whether Fido had breakfast or dinner. Just keep this li'l guy by the dog food and slide to green when the chore is done!
32. A portable Canon Bluetooth photo printer so you can print your shared memories as you guys make them!
33. A 100 Movies scratch-off bucket list for keeping track of the films you guys watch on your movie nights. When you scratch off all the movies, you'll have a cute and colorful poster!
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.