1. A pack of Bed Bands to keep your sheets from slipping and sliding off your bed every time you dare to shift your weight in your sleep.
2. A deep tissue massage gun whose five speeds will melt any knots you've acquired in your neck, shoulders, and back from your bike rides, long walks, and swimming sessions. It even comes with five massage heads that'll target different muscles and promote recovery and flexibility.
3. An Alexa-compatible and voice-activated Fire TV Stick for all your streaming needs. Just cozy up on the couch and get ready to be impressed by all the shows and movies now at your fingertips.
4. A citrus-scented pet odor eliminator if, even after cleaning up after your kitty's mishaps and stains, there's still a lingering smell. Just spray on those spots and you'll be taking in whiffs of lovely orange peels soon enough.
5. A Revlon hot-air brush that'll dry, style, and add volume to your hair in one fell swoop! With this oval brush, you can say goodbye to tangles and frizz.
6. A set of baby-proofing magnetic locks to provide extra safety and keep your kids out of dangerous drawers. They adhere super easily and pretty much work like magic.
7. A dual Samsung phone sanitizer and charger so sleek it'll fit seamlessly into your decor. If you're a clean freak whose phone is chronically at 1% battery, this super-cool gadget has got you covered.
8. The Bacon Sponge — a biodegradable, 100% organic cotton sponge to absorb 10 times its weight so you won't break a sweat cleaning up after a greasy meal.
9. A bottle of Wet & Forget shower cleaner because no one wants to scrub their bathtub clean. With this, you'll just spray it on, wait 8–12 hours, then rinse it off. Super easy!
10. A two-pack of LaVie Warming lactation massagers for improved milk flow and help with clogged ducts. No need to suffer or spend countless hours lactating since the heat and vibration of this massager help milk flow faster.
11. Downy Wrinkle Releaser fabric spray if you have no time, space, or energy to iron. That's not a problem! Just spray, tug, and hang to dry for wrinkle-free clothes in no time flat!
12. A high-speed Shark air purifier with a powerful HEPA filter that'll help rid your home of allergens, dander, odor, and dust, so you can breathe easier. It'll even track your air quality and adjust to maintain clean air in your home.
13. A Tile Bluetooth locator you can attach to your keys, put in your wallet, or even attach to your pet's collar in order to help you keep track of them all. Lose one of them? Just track the Tile down using its accompanying app.
14. The Pink Stuff cleaning paste so no sticky saucepans, streaky stainless steel, or gunked-up glass shall prosper against you or this versatile and easy-to-use cleaner. This can also remove those colorful drawings your kids left on your white walls!
15. Glisten Disposer Cleaner that'll foam up and scrub your disposal, leaving a fresh scent behind instead of icky drainpipe odors.
16. A jar of eucalyptus toilet-cleaning bombs because your nose and your toilet deserve a natural, chemical-free cleaner. Just toss one in, let it fizz, and watch as scrubbing your toilet becomes so much easier.
17. A Waterpik water flosser with 10 settings for ensuring you get a custom (and thorough) clean that's up to 50% more effective than regular ol' floss. Use this for just one minute every day for gums that'll make your dentist proud.
18. A water-based instant carpet stain remover that'll get rid of any stubborn coffee, wine, grease, and oil stains so you don't have to move your couch to the middle of the room just to cover a series of ink splotches.
19. A pair of comfy blue-light-blocking glasses designed to help reduce eye strain, fatigue, and headaches. Because if we're not gonna stop staring at screens, we might as well feel like professional hackers on an Ocean's Eleven–type mission.
20. A set of bedsheet detanglers so you don't have to spend hours in the jungle of your laundry trying to not get devoured by fitted sheets. These will also ensure your sheets actually dry instead of coming out like a moist hair ball.
Wad-Free is a woman-owned small business working to make sure your laundry day isn't in vain! After wasting time and energy on wadding problems, Cyndi invented Wad-Free for bedsheets.
Promising review: "I was mildly skeptical, but it works exactly as promoted! I've used it five times and each time there's been no twisting of the sheets and no pillowcases balled up and still wet when the dryer goes off. Super helpful that it comes with two units, one for the top sheet and one for the fitted sheet, so I don't have to split them into separate loads. I no longer dread washing sheets and plan to buy some of these as gifts. LOVE it!" —Amazon Customer
21. An under-the-cabinet jar opener because no tight lid will get in the way of you enjoying some good ol' Ragú.
22. A garlic press rocker for minced garlic in a matter of seconds. And because it collects the crushed garlic on its surface, there's little cleanup for you to do!
23. A minimalist yet luxurious spa bidet from Tushy that'll allow you to adjust the water temperature for optimal tushy comfort and cleaning. You won't be able to go back to just regular ol' toilet paper ever again.
24. A durable shirt-folding board to get your shirts, pants, towels, and more neatly folded and tucked away in just a few quick motions! Take back control of your closet.
25. A pack of Affresh dishwasher cleaner tablets so you don't risk limescale and mineral buildup affecting your dishwasher's performance. Because if a dishwasher can't properly wash dishes...it's essentially just a wet cabinet.
26. A microfiber hair towel because air-drying your hair shouldn't have to mean dealing with water streaming down your face and neck, dampening your silk PJs. This super-absorbent wrap will definitely cut down your hair-drying time!
27. A pack of slow-cooker liners for quick and easy post-meal cleanups.
28. A versatile chopping device that'll also dice and grate veggies to your heart's content. Stop wasting time (and tears) chopping onions by hand.
29. A handheld mattress vacuum to suck up all the dust, dirt, and lint that's made a home on your bed over the past month. And its HEPA filter will get rid of 99.9% of tiny particles!
30. A pet hair remover so good you might not recognize your couch after just one use! And because it doesn't use disposable adhesive strips, you can use this thing over and over and over and over and...
Promising review: "I am allergic to cats so here I am with two cats that shed like crazy. Their hair is covering all the furniture. I have special pet covers on my bed to protect my comforter but I hate having to sleep under it since my cats sleep on my bed. I have tried so many cat hair remover brushes, gloves, sponges that never worked. I was ready to shave the cats and call it a day. Then along comes the ChomChom brush. It not only has the lint roller but a bar that collects the hair. I love the little hairball container of the roller so I don't have to spend time cleaning off the lint brush. I can't believe this product works! I have an off-white couch and I didn't realize how much hair there was. After I used it, my couch looked lighter in color. I got my comforter cleaned off in minutes. It's a simple and inexpensive way to cure your pet hair woes." —Dondi
Get it from Amazon for $24.95.
31. A makeup brush cleansing shampoo from EcoTools because the black eyeshadow brushes you've been using used to be white. This hypoallergenic shampoo will return your brushes and sponges to their former glory.
32. A no-pull dog harness for curbing your pup's instinct to take you on a walk instead of the other way around.
33. A pack of dryer sheets that repel pet hair and lint so your favorite cotton sweater doesn't look like you got it for sale at a faux-fur shop. And because they're still dryer sheets, they'll also reduce wrinkles and static!
34. A box of Color Catcher sheets to prevent anymore of your reds and blues from turning your whites into tie-dye creations. Just toss one of these into the wash and it'll soak up all loose dyes. Forget separating colors from whites!
35. A 7-in-1 Instant Pot because sometimes you don't have to actually be in the kitchen while you're cooking. And maybe you shouldn't be. Now you'll have rice, stew, pasta, and more without ever breaking a sweat.
The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.