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No one likes squares, but does that stop you from being one?

How Square Are You?

What are your go-to pair of shoes?

Pretend you are a freshman at a welcome event. You are...

Your friend invites you to some frat party where there will be plenty of alcohol and roofies. Your response?

Ideal first date?

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What is your major?

What's your favorite shape?

Describe your favorite pair of socks.

Favorite clothing store?

pick a number between 1 and 6

Sorry bub no one wants to hang out with you, and if they do, they are probably just as square as you are. Please consider spicing up your life, and no, I do not mean ordering another to-go box of kimchi fried rice because no one bothered to respond to your dinner invite (most likely because you're too boring to even consider replying to).

Squarest of squares in all of squaretopia

You probably stay home on Friday nights (and Saturday nights and Sunday nights, actually every night) doing homework and picking at your toenails. Your favorite food is plain oatmeal. You're the type of person to skip out on a social event because you have a midterm the following week. Your google calendar has nothing but office hours and review sessions. Please take a moment to reevaluate your existence.

Pretty square.

You probably can't take a good joke either because you have no sense of humor or are morally opposed to it. The only jokes you appreciate are dad jokes. You never step foot into unconventional fashion, and you still think UGGs are cute. However, sometimes you are a chill person that is worth hanging out with.

Squarish.

Congrats! You somewhat have a life and/or a sense of individuality. You probably have more than 5 friends and (rational) hope of having a significant other in the future. You're fairly charismatic and sometimes pretty weird. Own it, flaunt it, just don't hide it. It's better to make a weird first impression than no first impression (probably because they fell asleep while you were droning on like a little square bee). Take pity on your square friends, sometimes they need a little help socially.

Not that square

NOT SQUARE!!! WOOOOO

So like pretty much the same thing. Yeaaahhh step out of those uggs, ditch the Victoria's Secret Pink hoodie, put down that Starbucks. You're at Berkeley, for pete's sake, not at UCLA.

You're not square, you're just basic.

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