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HAYYYYYYY nutz! A lot of Hank has happened. Time for an update.

Which Hank Carlton Are You? Pt. 2

What's your go-to hairstyle?

What drink could you go for right now?

What's your favorite song?

What is your favorite place to shop?

Scenario: The Applebee's where you're trying to enjoy half-priced apps is about to get shot up. What's your move?

Favorite place to eat?

Go-to worship move?

Someone has asked you to do something, but why can't you?

What would you say is the craziest event of 2k16?

Bow down, y'all. Your methods might be questionable (especially when it comes to profile pictures), but your intentions are probably good, so everyone should just deal with it. You've listened to Formation one too many times, and live life on the edge. Seriously, the Lord would paint His finger nails just for you. Long may you reign.

King Hank

"female? amish? nope. just hank." You'll go to great lengths to maintain your aesthetic. $80 for a sweater that either reaches your knees or fails to make it past your belly button? THAT'S a steal! You are grieved at the very thought of wearing a Southern ANYTHING t-shirt, and they can take a limb before they'll get you in khaki shorts. You're on the cutting edge of what's in, and without you, none of us would ever know about the newest, hip clothing we can't afford.

Urban Hank

POP THE TOP! The Jamaican sunrise and Jerk Chicken do things to you that many, including yourself, can't explain. You're totally open to a transformative experience both inwardly and outwardly, even if that means spending $20 in a Jamaican market to get your whole head cornrowed. You may look like Riff Raff at the end of the day, but the journey was well worth it. Now, that's enough talking. You need to go find your prayer warrior, Edith. Byeeeeeeeeeee

Jamaica Hank

You have enough date night t-shirts to clothe Jamaica Hank a thousand times over, and each one has a special place in your wardrobe. You're always down for a good time, making yourself the ideal date. Those girls better start asking now, because odds are you're already booked for all of next semester. Who will get the final rose? Only time will tell.

Date Night Hank

#HARTWULLFUREVER! While you may have developed many quirks and personas throughout your older years, you can never escape that actual fetus that you were at home. Facebook and that southern drawl won't allow it. You'll wander, explore, and have a dang good time doing it, but not even a nose piercing can tear you from your roots and a solid Dairy Queen breakfast.

Hometown Hank

You literal PSYCHOPATH! You're a rare form that defies any attempt at explanation. You've probably had too much Cherry Coke due to Soda-Renee-palooza, and every action you take leaves people asking, "Why, Lord?" May He bless you and keep you, but also STOP you.

Gremlin Hank

You would NEVER abandon one of #your\_angels, even in the event of an Applebee's shootout. You care deeply about those around you - so much so that you will even descend into the hellscape that is new Bolton in order to spend time with them. You're sarcastic, sassy, and will bulldoze someone to no end, but it's all in the name of love.

Shepherd Hank

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Which Hank Carlton Are You? Pt. 2

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