1. Greatest Teacher, Best Friend, Cheapest Therapist

2. Sorry, Mom.

3. Grumpy Cat Hates Everyone

4. What time is dinner?

5. Nostalgia at its best

6. It's not what it looks like

7. It has its perks

8. Among other things

9. Obviously.

10. It's really not what it looks like

11. #coolmom

12. Rock On, Mom

13. And there's more where that came from

14. You really are the best cook.

15. It really would.

16. Nothing's craftier than that.

17. The most valuable.

18. Just kidding.

19. You really are special though.

20. Oops.
