This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Sep 12, 2013Things Only Pale Girls Understand...Go Home Tan You're Drunk!by tarynj1Community ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Beautiful sunrise? WRONG! Enemy rising! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Beauty routine constists of SUNSCREEN.... LOTS OF SUNSCREEN. SPRAY TANS: Responsible for the ORANGE MASSACRE of countless white sheets. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Wearing White- More like wearing Camouflage. A blemish on Snow White skin... sticks out like the Matterhorn Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Beach Attire: SAFTEY OVER STYLE! Tan lines.... ERRRRR... burn lines? I can literally SEE YOUR PAIN. BUT HEY... ITS NOT ALL BAD BEING PALE.... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Gwen Stefani rocks a sun safe look because who is the fairest of them all? YOU ARE! Own it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF and glowy skin... so sexy. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF So let your fair skin SHINE! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF AND BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF BECAUSE... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And Jon Snow DIGS PALE GIRLS! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF