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1. It's 8PM and you haven't left your house (or pajamas) all day.
2. Your favorite saying: "I don't feel like it."
3. You wake up really thirsty in the middle of the night but walking 20 feet for water is just too much work.
4. You know full well about the benefits of "sneaking exercise into your daily life" but you take the escalator anyways.
5. Your plants and fish seem to die unusually young.
6. Today would be the perfect day for the beach (and you live nearby) but you settle for the virtual version.
7. You haven't touched a book in a library since your "class tour" in elementary school.
8. You never toast your Poptarts.
9. You have dry skin that could easily be solved by putting on lotion. However, that takes far too much effort.
10. You ignore your text tone for no reason.
11. You would rather break your ankle than step foot in a gym.
12. You use hot water from the sink to make coffee (instant, obviously) and tea.
13. You put off walking across the room to charge your computer until it dies on you in the middle of a show.
14. You only registered for two classes because you didn't feel like reading the course catalog.
15. Shaving your legs is a process that you divide over several days.
16. You own or have seriously considered owning this.
17. Your consider painting your nails. But you'd have to clip them, file them, and track down the nail polish remover.
18. You don't take your meds because you can't be bothered to figure out how to take off the damn cap.
19. You've been wondering for years if pink lemonade comes from pink lemons, but can't be burdened with pulling up Google.
20. Reading this post was an Olympian task.
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