1. When she made all our dreams come true with this one Tweet.
.@m_abs All these people saying they never got their Hogwarts letter: you got the letter. You went to Hogwarts. We were all there together.
2. When she revealed that she knew Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) was a Gryffindor all along.
.@TomFelton I could've told you that years ago. I just didn't want to spoil your motivation ;)
3. When she revealed that Dumbledore was gay.
4. And gave this epic response to a fan who couldn't 'see' it.
.@anakocovic21 Maybe because gay people just look like... people?
5. When she explained why she wasn't invited to Draco Malfoy's birthday party.
.@gillianngracee Draco turns 35 today. I'm not invited to the party, mainly because I keep telling girls they're misguided to fancy him.
6. When she scolded Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom) for his steamy magazine shoot.
.@Mattdavelewis Not as bad as watching Dan in Equus, but close. Warn me next time, for God's sake. https://t.co/r8EUd1GKqT
7. And responded to his apology like a mother would.
.@Mattdavelewis I will always support you whatever you want to do, Matthew. Now go put some clothes on.
8. When she said this about 50 Shades of Grey.
9. When she apologized for killing Fred Weasley.
Today I would just like to say: I'm really sorry about Fred. *Bows head in acceptance of your reasonable ire*
10. When she confirmed diversity in Hogwarts.
.@benjaminroffman Anthony Goldstein, Ravenclaw, Jewish wizard.
11. When she told a fan to never give up because the world is full of beautiful sights.
.@BrocaesarTV And I'd say, the world is full of wonderful things you haven't seen yet. Don't ever give up on the chance of seeing them.
12. When she slammed on a misogynist internet troll.
.@sjosiah0 The Internet doesn’t just offer opportunities for misogynistic abuse, you know. Penis enlargers can also be bought discreetly.
misogynist: a person who dislikes, despises, or is strongly prejudiced against women.
13. When she blasted Rubert Murdoch's racist Muslim comments.
I was born Christian. If that makes Rupert Murdoch my responsibility, I'll auto-excommunicate. http://t.co/Atw1wNk8UX
14. When she destroyed Westboro Baptist Church with a single tweet.
.@WBCsigns Alas, the sheer awesomeness of such a union in such a place would blow your tiny bigoted minds out of your thick sloping skulls.
15. When she explained why Potterheads were the best.
Potterheads are all wonderful, but YOU are the best. Yes, you, reading this. X
Thanks for everything, Jo. ALL HAIL QUEEN ROWLING.
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