In recent news, Kevin Durant has officially made his decision to leave Oklahoma City and sign with The Golden State Warriors.
But in more important and wonderful internet news, someone — amid all the will-he-won't-he sports banter — found Durant's old BlackPlanet page from 2004. And it, inevitably, was met with all the 😂 emojis.
For one: His bio is so hilariously emblematic of the early 2000s.
His self-description is nothing short of accurate. Also, BALL IS LIFE.
The photos on his profile are perfectly pixelated flip-phone quality.
And best of all: His username was ima_warrior. A "warrior"! A Warrior!!!!
Which could be the greatest coincidence or conspiracy-inducing discovery of all.