1. When another relationship announcement comes on your newsfeed.
2. When a teen explains a new slang term.
3. When you heard people slept in-line overnight for the iPhone 6.
4. When you check your bank account before making dinner plans.
5. When someone offers social commentary on Facebook and misuses their "your/you'res" and "there/their/they'res."
6. When anyone who's not your mom calls you "sweetie."
7. When misogyny.
8. When you're caught between a pretentious conversation at a party and all you want to do is get turnt.
9. When a kid tells you how much they copped their sneakers for.
10. When someone is dragging on a conversation.
11. When you're waiting for your drink at the bar.
12. When you're waiting for your food at the table.
13. When you hear a dumb racial joke.
14. When you get asked why you don't like something.
15. When you heard someone hacked and leaked celebrity nudes.
16. When, then, a commenter publicly blames the celebs for having nudes in the first place.
17. When they get called out:
18. When people can't keep up.
19. And the Judge Judith Sheindlin response of all responses:
