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If Lyrics About Women Were Written About Men

"Stop, ejaculate and listen."

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Have you ever caught yourself jamming out to a song and then stopped and thought... Wait, what the fuck did they just say they want to do to me? If you're a woman, the answer is probably yes. So, with the help of the ladies from Bad Bitch Choir, we reimagined how some songs would be if they were written about men:

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(Warning: This video contains some NSFW language.)

To kick it off, let's get the sperm count up in this besh.

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Obviously, there'd be a shout-out to that nice (probably hairy) ass.

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And of course there would be a casual demand for dudes to bow down to your lady parts.

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Men would be encouraged to whip out their dicks and work it for us. Because that's how foreplay works!

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Things would get real graphic when talking about what we planned on doing to their bodies...

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...regardless of whether or not they were down!

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Basically, after the ladies were done, those peens would need a break.

Damn, it feels good to be degraded!

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