21 Secrets Anyone Dating An Actor Knows
We say things like "I'm going on tour. To China. For 18 months." and expect you to be happy.
The night before an audition is sacred. Do. Not. Disturb.
And we don't want to talk about it afterwards.
Honestly, we're better left alone to mill over the possible outcomes while listening to Original Broadway Cast Recordings on a loop.
We love you, but we will hang up if our agent is on the other line.
You will be asked endless questions about our casting bracket.
When we actually get a job, we expect an overwhelmingly positive reaction from you.
We can't help you get your mortgage application approved. Sorry.
We can't wait for you to send us flowers on opening night.
When you come to see the show, you literally have to text in the interval to tell us how much you're loving it.
When we ask you for a massage, we're not necessarily talking about the sexy kind.
Sometimes it's hard to know if we're joking or being serious.
We're super sociable, and love to meet new people.
We reserve the right to Whatsapp you whenever we want, but don't ask tricky questions about our relationship after the half-hour call.
It's last-minute holidays or none at all.
It might seem like we have double standards.
We will probably crush on our co-star.
We live for applause.
We aren’t giving up acting. Ever.
And more than anything, we dream of the day we can thank you in an awards speech, and reveal your pet-name to the world.
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