9 Thoughts You Have While Holding For A Representative

Because who doesn't love being stuck in a never-ending call queue?

We've all been there. Stuck in a line (or call queue) while you wait for what feels like an eternity to speak with customer service. It doesn't matter why you've called, now that you're stuck in call center purgatory, we know what you're thinking…

1. If they tell me that my call is important to them one more time, I’m going to freak out.

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I’ll show you important! Check your Twitter feed. #poorcustomerservice

2. Who on Earth chose this hold music?

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Seriously. The call center agent who made this decision should be fired. Immediately.

3. Why hasn’t she texted me?

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Am I lovable? Am I capable of love?

4. Ain’t nobody got time for this.

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I have places to go and people to see!

5. Is there no other way for me to get an answer to my question?

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Can I get video support? Self-service? Carrier pigeon?

6. Oh no! I forgot to buy avocados. Taco Tuesday is ruined.

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It’s all downhill from here.

7. [Falls asleep]

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Zzz...

8. “Representative. REPRESENTATIVE. REPRESENTATIVE!”

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If a tree falls in the forest and no customer service representative is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

9. I don’t have to stand for this.

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There are plenty of other companies in the sea. All I have to do is Google competitors.