The Stages Of Cooler Painting

They said paint a cooler... It will be fun they said

You Suddenly (Magically) Realize You MUST Paint A Cooler

You think it will be a good idea. You might be feeling crafty or realize the cutie who invited you to formal must be rewarded somehow.

You Start Researching For The Perfect Design

You browse on Pinterest, Google and TSM for countless hours. The limit does not exist.

You Become Super Excited With All The Possibilities

No one, I repeat NO ONE will get in your way

You Pick A Design And Start Painting

And then you paint some more, and then some more

Your Friends Promise To Help...

You`ve Been Painting For Days Now

And You`ve Accomplished Nothing (except, maybe, sanding)

You realize you are WAY behind schedule.

Friends Ask If They Can See Your (largely unfinished cooler)

But ITS SO BEHIND SCHEDULE AND YOU HAVE NO SLEPT IN DAYS

And You Realize It Might Not Turn Out The Way You Wanted

You Re-Think Your Life Choices

And Face The Inevitable

You Give The Cooler To Your Date And Hope For The Best

And Whenever Someone Asks If You Have Ever Painted A Cooler