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    If Dirty Politicians Had Tinder

    Their favorite rights are less Constitutional and more about the way you swipe.

    Just like in the show Tail! Spin!, currently Off-Broadway, everything on these fake profiles has really been said... Unfortunately.

    Not afraid to play a little hooky...

    No men in uniform...

    Conservative in the Congress but a freak in the chatroom

    Passionate about New York's working class (and a few other things)

    You can check out Tail! Spin! now through January 4th!

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