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Just like in the show Tail! Spin!, currently Off-Broadway, everything on these fake profiles has really been said... Unfortunately.
Not afraid to play a little hooky...
No men in uniform...
Conservative in the Congress but a freak in the chatroom
Passionate about New York's working class (and a few other things)
You can check out Tail! Spin! now through January 4th!
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