1. Sweet Mouth Gold

2. New Lungs

3. For the zombie apocalypse

4. Collector grade

5. Signed by Charles Barkley

6. Blessed Twinkie

7. This one's not even a Twinkie

8. And at last...the $3 million box of Twinkies!

As you all know, the liquidation of Hostess has ushered in the end of the world. Fortunately, I've found eight eBay sellers who are willing to sate your need for delicious mouth gold ... for a price.
Shove it in your mouth!
If this turns out to be real, I'm going to feel really bad for laughing.
At least it's uneaten...but once the zombies arrive, our standards may lower.
As all good snacks should be.
Evidently blessed by a priest...?
I see what you did there...
Get it while you can!
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