Is Your Mother Secretly Jon Voight?

So your mom's been acting weird lately. She responds to the name "Joe Buck". She did voice work for a Bratz movie. She starred in a television movie called "Karate Dog." Is your mom Jon Voight? Find out here.

1. 1. Is your ma a fugitive that works on a prison farm for juveniles?

   

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   Or click yes if she has been known to take pot shots at poisonous lizards

    Yes

   Yes

    No

   No

2. 2. Does mami have a shitty Hispanic accent and have a weird thing for snakes?

   

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   Her anaconda DO?

    Yes

   Yes

    No

   No

3. 3. Would your mother dearest sacrifice the life of a high schooler in order to win a football game?

   

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   TEXAS FOREVER

    Yes

   Yes

    No

   No

4. 4. Does your mum believe there is a treasure that's whereabouts can be discovered by following several clues hidden in our nation's history?

   

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   A "national treasure" of sorts if you know what I mean. *wink wink nudge nudge*

    Yes

   Yes

    No

   No

5. 5. Has the woman who gave birth to you starred in FOUR movies about baby geniuses?

   

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   Yeah they're as bad as you think they are.

    Yes

   Yes

    No

   No