1. When Northerners drink, they drink. So a night out with your BFF is guaranteed to be fun.
2. And your BFF won't judge you for inhaling chips and gravy on your way home.
3. Northerners don't have time for bullshit.
4. Seriously, they're not phased by much.
5. And while they don't often show their emotions, they'll always be there for you when everything goes tits up.
6. And the first thing they'll do is make you a proper cup of tea.
7. But when they need to say it how it is, they can be pretty straight talking.
8. Having a Northern best friend means having the perfect excuse to leave the South and while away hours in lovely country pubs.
9. It means being able to get away and go for long country walks.
10. And it means spending summer days on the actual beach.
11. Your BFF will never let you get too big-headed.
12. And if your ego ever gets too inflated, they'll remind you of that time they swore they'd never mention.
13. Having a Northern best friend means having access to the perfect hangover cure.
14. And if a hangover does start creeping up on you, your friend will know exactly where to take you.
15. And exactly where to take you next.
16. And if you're like, "Oh no, this is so naughty!" they'll be like NOPE.
17. Northerners don't mince their words, which means your BFF always offers the best advice.
18. They also give the best cuddles.
19. They cook the best foods.
20. And they will never, ever complain about the rain.
21. But the best thing about your BFF is that they're always there for you.
