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26 Things You'll Understand If You're Sightly Obsessed With Wine

Wine comes from grapes, and grapes are fruit, and fruit is healthy.

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1. You spend all day at work counting down to 5pm, aka wine o'clock.

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And you have a designated work BFF who will always go for a glass (or five) with you once you both finish.

2. But tbh, it doesn't take much persuading to get you drinking at lunchtime.

You work better when you're a little bit tipsy anyway.
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You work better when you're a little bit tipsy anyway.

3. And you're very partial to a glass of breakfast Prosecco.

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It's necessary on your birthday and Christmas, but actually it's sensible to celebrate every minor achievement with a glass of fizzy morning wine.

4. In fact daytime drinking is one of your main interests.

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There's something very special about being a bit drunker than everyone else around you at noon.

5. Whenever one of your friends comes to you with a problem, you always have the answer.

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Wine. The solution is wine.

6. You know exactly how to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew.

Sometimes you need to open a bottle before you can find one. And that's OK.

7. And you have definitely been these women at some point in your life.

You won't let a difficult cork get the better of you.
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You won't let a difficult cork get the better of you.

8. This is your idea of a perfect night in.

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There is nothing better than reading a good book in the bath with a glass of wine.

9. But, if you're being honest, drinking bath wine by the bottle is more your style.

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10. And even though you know that drinking in the shower dilutes your wine, it's still your favourite part of getting ready for a night out.

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11. Whenever you move house and register with a new doctor, you have to lie about how much you drink.

It's a justified lie because wine comes from grapes, and grapes are a fruit, and fruit is good for you.
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It's a justified lie because wine comes from grapes, and grapes are a fruit, and fruit is good for you.

12. Whenever you get invited to someone's house for dinner, you bring at least two bottles of wine.

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Even if there are only two of you at said dinner.

13. And if the host doesn't open the wine the moment you get through the door, you start to get anxious.

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People who wait for you to sit at the dinner table before opening the wine are the worst.

14. You always have spare wine at your house, because you never know when you'll need it.

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If someone doing Dry January comes round, you're going to need to supply your own booze.

15. You know that there is absolutely nothing wrong with drinking alone.

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In fact, it makes you feel pretty grown up.

16. You're particularly partial to a train wine.

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17. And you know there's nothing more glamorous than drinking a lone glass of wine at the airport.

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18. If you're flying on British Airways, you always make sure you get your money's worth.

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You're not ashamed to ask the air stewardesses for multiple mini bottles.

19. You know that spending money on lipstick would be wasteful, because you have permanent red wine lips anyway.

And there's nothing wrong with that.
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And there's nothing wrong with that.

20. You've probably had some regrettable wine-fueled conversations before now.

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21. But you've also had some of the most insightful conversations of your life after a few bottles of wine.

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Wine brings out the truth.

22. You're very passionate about a good boxed wine.

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Which means you know that the best value wine boxes come from Lidl.

23. And although you find the idea of having your own wine cellar very glam, you know you'd drink it all in a week.

However good your intentions were, you'd never be able to save the good bottles for special occasions.
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However good your intentions were, you'd never be able to save the good bottles for special occasions.

24. While you like the concept of wine tasting, you find the actual event much too slow.

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You just want to drink the wine; you don't need to hear the tasting notes.

25. Wine has got you through some tough times.

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26. And you're not even scared of getting old, because you cannot wait to become a wine mom.