1.
That it's OK to wear Crocs.
2.
That sex can be a criminal offense.
3.
That it's OK to ask how to handle it.
4.
That not everyone will appreciate your art.
5.
That sometimes you get flashbacks at awkward times like why.
6.
That other jealous people will find passive-aggressive ways of asking you to tone it down.
7.
That SOMETIMES (three underlines under SOMETIMES) it lasts longer than 15 minutes.
8.
That sharing is caring.
9.
That anyone born between 19 February and 20 March is vg.
10.
That it can lead to an ASBO.
11.
That being too good can make you undesirable #manup.
12.
That you must keep your bed away from the wall.
13.
That too much of a good thing can be uncomfortable.
14.
And if you don't talk about it, you ain't that good at it anyway.