1. "Oh, you don't look ill."
2. "Does that mean you're infectious?"
3. "So can I catch it?"
4. "My friend had glandular fever once."
5. "They were OK though."
6. "Isn't it called The Kissing Disease?"
7. "Oooooh cheeky."
8. "Is it an STI?"
9. "But isn't it herpes though?"
10. "So are you really tired?"
11. "I get tired sometimes too."
12. "Are you sure you're not just overworked?"
13. "Why don't you have a coffee?"
14. "You look terrible."
15. "Your eyes are awfully bloodshot."
16. "Eugh so do you have tonsillitis?"
17. "Does it hurt?"
18. "Can I touch you?"
