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18 Things Everyone With Glandular Fever Is Tired Of Hearing

"Isn't that called The Kissing Disease?"

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1. "Oh, you don't look ill."

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OK, well I'm not lying.

2. "Does that mean you're infectious?"

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Sure does.

3. "So can I catch it?"

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Thanks for your concern.

4. "My friend had glandular fever once."

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That's so interesting. Please tell me more.

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5. "They were OK though."

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"Good for your anonymous friend."

6. "Isn't it called The Kissing Disease?"

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By absolute IDIOTS, yes.

7. "Oooooh cheeky."

8. "Is it an STI?"

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Nope.

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9. "But isn't it herpes though?"

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NOPE.

10. "So are you really tired?"

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Yep. That's the nature of it. You've really grasped the core concept there.

11. "I get tired sometimes too."

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Cool story.

12. "Are you sure you're not just overworked?"

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Yes, I'm pretty sure the problem runs deeper than that.

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13. "Why don't you have a coffee?"

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Could you try to be any less helpful.

14. "You look terrible."

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Thanks, you too.

15. "Your eyes are awfully bloodshot."

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THAT'S BECAUSE I AM THE MOST TIRED PERSON ALIVE.

16. "Eugh so do you have tonsillitis?"

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Yep. Got any more probing medical questions?

17. "Does it hurt?"

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Like a bitch.

18. "Can I touch you?"

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No. Just... no.