Buzz·Posted on Dec 18, 201522 Things All Non-Baby People Will Relate ToWe love the fact that you love your baby. But we don't.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. There is nothing worse than getting on a train, settling down in your seat, and then realising there is a baby right behind you. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Especially if you booked a seat in the quiet carriage specifically to avoid screaming children. 2. Except sitting down near a baby on a plane. Because then you're trapped. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @eralcnitram And babies on planes cry even more than usual. 3. Your biggest fear is being asked to hold a baby. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF lstudio.com Babies are very wriggly and easy to drop. 4. But you're also very scared of being left alone in a room with one. MTV You can't talk to it, because it won't understand you. So what will you do? 5. At family events babies are usually the centre of attention, which doesn't make any sense because they never add anything to the conversation. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @mugeeyilmazz 6. And even though you know it's bad, you get jealous of them for stealing the limelight. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF gifsxgalore.tumblr.com Even if you have a lot of exciting news, people will focus their attention on the baby instead of you. 7. Parents of babies think that describing their child's daily routine is very interesting. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Warner Bros. But if you told them how well you're sleeping and what you have for breakfast every day, they'd be very bored. 8. And they get angry if you refer to their baby as "it". Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Which is fair enough, but hard to remember. 9. But nothing as is awkward as a baby speaking, its parents understanding what it said, and you having absolutely no idea what's going on. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF youtube.com Understanding babies is very difficult, but somehow their parents always know. 10. And you always feel like the baby you're hanging out with knows how uncomfortable it's making you. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW They can sense it. 11. For some reason, everyone seems to find it cute when babies do gross things like dribble. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF brightestyoungthings.com This literally makes no sense to you. 12. They also find it sweet when babies insult you. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo "Ohhhh she's just tired." 13. And no one seems to mind the fact that babies go from making noise at a normal volume to screaming very loudly with no warning. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The CW A lot of people just carry on with their conversations, as though there wasn't a tiny screaming person in the room. 14. And sometimes they do all those bad things in restaurants where you are trying to have a nice time. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @gskyr 15. Or in cars in which you are a passenger. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 16. Other times, people change babies' nappies in front of you, like it's the most normal thing in the world. ABC Which it isn't. It's very unpleasant. 17. People often speak in very squeaky voices to babies, which is irritating. Warner Bros. 18. Or they talk about themselves in the third person. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF TLC "You're just like your aunty Tabatha! She loves a long nap too!" 19. It's not necessarily the case that you hate all babies. You'd just rather avoid interacting with them. Warner Bros. You can enjoy looking at pictures of someone else's baby, for example. 20. You can also appreciate how cute it is when parents are really proud of their babies. But that doesn't mean you want to hang out with them. View this photo on Instagram Instagram: @iamkimbrrlee Proud parents are the best. But babies are the worst. 21. It's frustrating when people tell you that when you're older you'll change your mind and want to have one. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FOX They have literally no way of knowing that. 22. Because you know that, given the choice, you will always pick a dog over a baby. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF smoothfm.com.au Dogs rule, babies drool. Need more buzz like this in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter!