Buzz·Posted on 18 Dec 201522 Things All Non-Baby People Will Relate ToWe love the fact that you love your baby. But we don't.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. There is nothing worse than getting on a train, settling down in your seat, and then realising there is a baby right behind you. View this photo on Instagram 2. Except sitting down near a baby on a plane. Because then you're trapped. View this photo on Instagram 3. Your biggest fear is being asked to hold a baby. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. But you're also very scared of being left alone in a room with one. 5. At family events babies are usually the centre of attention, which doesn't make any sense because they never add anything to the conversation. View this photo on Instagram 6. And even though you know it's bad, you get jealous of them for stealing the limelight. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. Parents of babies think that describing their child's daily routine is very interesting. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. And they get angry if you refer to their baby as "it". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. But nothing as is awkward as a baby speaking, its parents understanding what it said, and you having absolutely no idea what's going on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. And you always feel like the baby you're hanging out with knows how uncomfortable it's making you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. For some reason, everyone seems to find it cute when babies do gross things like dribble. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. They also find it sweet when babies insult you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. And no one seems to mind the fact that babies go from making noise at a normal volume to screaming very loudly with no warning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And sometimes they do all those bad things in restaurants where you are trying to have a nice time. View this photo on Instagram 15. Or in cars in which you are a passenger. View this photo on Instagram 16. Other times, people change babies' nappies in front of you, like it's the most normal thing in the world. 17. People often speak in very squeaky voices to babies, which is irritating. 18. Or they talk about themselves in the third person. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. It's not necessarily the case that you hate all babies. You'd just rather avoid interacting with them. 20. You can also appreciate how cute it is when parents are really proud of their babies. But that doesn't mean you want to hang out with them. View this photo on Instagram 21. It's frustrating when people tell you that when you're older you'll change your mind and want to have one. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. Because you know that, given the choice, you will always pick a dog over a baby. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Need more buzz like this in your life? Sign up for the BuzzFeed Today newsletter!