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    19 Things Every Uncouply Couple Will Relate To

    Just because you don't say it doesn't mean you don't mean it.

    1. First things first, you absolutely hate PDAs.

    2. And you never hold hands when you're out together.

    3. You think it looks cute when couples snuggle at the cinema, but you will never understand how they manage to get comfy.

    4. You basically never appear on each other's social media feeds.

    5. If you're married, you probably got engaged at the end of a practical conversation about your future together, rather than as a result of an elaborate proposal.

    6. The good thing about being uncouply is that none of your friends mind hanging out alone with the two of you.

    7. In fact, your friends consider your S.O. to be one of their friends and vice versa.

    8. You probably don't know when your actual anniversary is.

    9. You're all about the small romantic gestures, rather than the big ones.

    10. And you definitely don't make a big deal out of Valentine's Day.

    11. When you meet new people they sometimes don't even realise you're a couple.

    12. And you can go weeks without spending a single evening just the two of you.

    13. All of your couple friends are waaaay more couply than you.

    14. And you'll never understand the desire to hold hands with your S.O. over the table at a restaurant.

    15. You find the idea of sexting each other absolutely hilarious.

    16. And you're perfectly comfortable spending whole evenings together, but not communicating.

    17. You never fall asleep hugging each other.

    18. But you show you care in other ways, like by cooking dinner when your S.O. has to work late or doing their laundry without being asked.

    19. And even though you don't shout about it, you're head over heels in love.