Made in Chelsea is back. And, if last night's episode is anything to go by, this is going to be the most explosive series yet.
1. The show opened with Spencer's first therapy session.
2. Meanwhile, Lucy showed off her banging bod and admired his cheating skills.
Which made basically everyone on Twitter #TeamLucy for the first time ever.
3. BUT THEN TWO NEW FITTIES ARRIVED SO WE FORGOT ABOUT LUCY WATSON.
4. It took Freddie about 10 seconds to ask Lucy out.
5. Spencer told Jamie he's still texting Louise.
So everyone hates Louise even more than they did before.
6. Louise said "whaddup" a lot.
The nation spoke.
7. And then Lucy Watson told Andy the truth. So he broke up with Louise.
Louise claims she just lost her phone.
Meanwhile, Lucy Watson made an excellent observation.
8. And, of course, whenever Andy talked about his feelings, his nostrils flared.
9. But, whatever. There's a new love triangle to care about now.
10. Erm, hang on. Phoebe's decided that cornrows are cool.
No one else really agreed.
11. And Proudlock's gone for the topknot.
Which is oddly attractive.
12. Francis obviously got stuck in the pool naked.
13. And then the unthinkable happened. Lucy Watson developed actual emotions.
The first time, it was because she felt a real feeling called "empathy" towards Andy when he found out about Louise. The second time, it was because she felt a real feeling called "love" when Spencer was a dick to her.
Some people questioned how real those tears were.
Secret MIC FACT: The producers had to jab a Pentel Rollerball in Lucy's eyeball for SIX HOURS to produce a single tear. #madeinchelsea
Daisy Buchanan
@NotRollergirl
Secret MIC FACT: The producers had to jab a Pentel Rollerball in Lucy's eyeball for SIX HOURS to produce a single tear. #madeinchelsea
/ ViaOthers were just very shocked.
It didn't even take the second half of the first episode. But LUCY IS CRYING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN #MIC #madeinchelsea
Sophie Nathan
@sophieroseanna
It didn't even take the second half of the first episode. But LUCY IS CRYING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN #MIC #madeinchelsea
/ ViaBut mostly we all just really loved Lucy.
Awee I totally started crying when Lucy cried #MIC
αim`
@amyfrancesgray
Awee I totally started crying when Lucy cried #MIC
/ ViaWHAT AN AMAZING EPISODE.
Only Binky's mum can make it any better.
“@heatworld: We're kind of waiting for Binky's mum to pop up and give us some wisdom #madeinchelsea” she will be back! X
Alexandra Felstead
@BinkyFelstead
“@heatworld: We're kind of waiting for Binky's mum to pop up and give us some wisdom #madeinchelsea†she will be back! X
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