The 13 Most Earthshaking Moments From "Made In Chelsea" Last Night

Yep, Spencer's still a dick.

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Made in Chelsea is back. And, if last night's episode is anything to go by, this is going to be the most explosive series yet.

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For starters, there's four new characters: Freddie, Belle, Tiff and Miffy. And Louise's bro Sam made a cheeky appearance too.

1. The show opened with Spencer's first therapy session.

When his relationship with Lucy Watson ended (yep, you've guessed it: he cheated on her), Spenny realised he has a problem.

Which made basically everyone on Twitter #TeamLucy for the first time ever.

Spencer is an absolute idiot for cheating on @imLucyWatson. Shes beautiful! #MIC.

Chloe Sandall ✌

@ChloeSandypants

Spencer is an absolute idiot for cheating on @imLucyWatson. Shes beautiful! #MIC.

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I hated Lucy when she first came on MIC now I love her! #MIC

Sian Jewell

@sian_jewell94

I hated Lucy when she first came on MIC now I love her! #MIC

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@imLucyWatson you have a nice face #teamlucy

shuffleman

@shufflingman

@imLucyWatson you have a nice face #teamlucy

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5. Spencer told Jamie he's still texting Louise.

Which didn't bode well for Andy, who inexplicably took Louise back after she spent the night at some other guy's house at the end of series 5.

So everyone hates Louise even more than they did before.

I want Andy to punch Louise in the face. #MadeInChelsea

Effy Stonem

@Halee_Cole

I want Andy to punch Louise in the face. #MadeInChelsea

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Oh Louise do yourself a favour and leave the programme, no one appreciates your presence #mic

Becki

@BeckiH4

Oh Louise do yourself a favour and leave the programme, no one appreciates your presence #mic

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The nation spoke.

God, I wish more than anything Louise would stop saying 'whaddup'. Such a dickhead. #madeinchelsea #MIC

Anna Gouldstone

@__AnnaBella__

God, I wish more than anything Louise would stop saying 'whaddup'. Such a dickhead. #madeinchelsea #MIC

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Louise claims she just lost her phone.

Apparently I'm a criminal for losing 5 phones in a year. so sue me.

Louise Thompson

@LouiseAThompson

Apparently I'm a criminal for losing 5 phones in a year. so sue me.

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Meanwhile, Lucy Watson made an excellent observation.

Love that my full name is trending. Always my full name.

Lucy Watson

@imLucyWatson

Love that my full name is trending. Always my full name.

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Andy's Nostril's deserve better

steven newton

@steve90newton

Andy's Nostril's deserve better

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No one else really agreed.

I am soooo not feeling Phoebe Lettuce's cornrows #natagoodlook

Robyn-Dee

@R2Dee2_

I am soooo not feeling Phoebe Lettuce's cornrows #natagoodlook

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Which is oddly attractive.

Proudlock how can you still look hot with a topknot!? #onlyhim

Lauren Templeton

@LaurenTemps

Proudlock how can you still look hot with a topknot!? #onlyhim

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13. And then the unthinkable happened. Lucy Watson developed actual emotions.

The first time, it was because she felt a real feeling called "empathy" towards Andy when he found out about Louise. The second time, it was because she felt a real feeling called "love" when Spencer was a dick to her.

Some people questioned how real those tears were.

Secret MIC FACT: The producers had to jab a Pentel Rollerball in Lucy's eyeball for SIX HOURS to produce a single tear. #madeinchelsea

Daisy Buchanan

@NotRollergirl

Secret MIC FACT: The producers had to jab a Pentel Rollerball in Lucy's eyeball for SIX HOURS to produce a single tear. #madeinchelsea

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Others were just very shocked.

It didn't even take the second half of the first episode. But LUCY IS CRYING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN #MIC #madeinchelsea

Sophie Nathan

@sophieroseanna

It didn't even take the second half of the first episode. But LUCY IS CRYING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN #MIC #madeinchelsea

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But mostly we all just really loved Lucy.

Awee I totally started crying when Lucy cried #MIC

αim`

@amyfrancesgray

Awee I totally started crying when Lucy cried #MIC

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Only Binky's mum can make it any better.

“@heatworld: We're kind of waiting for Binky's mum to pop up and give us some wisdom #madeinchelsea” she will be back! X

Alexandra Felstead

@BinkyFelstead

“@heatworld: We're kind of waiting for Binky's mum to pop up and give us some wisdom #madeinchelsea” she will be back! X

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