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    32 Smells That Will Take You Right Back To The '00s

    No perfume will ever beat Charlie Red.

    1. So... Kiss Me?

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    But also So... Desirable, So... Sinful, So... Eternal, So... SuperStar, and So... Inspired.

    2. Cool Cola Hubba Bubba.

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    Which was what you ate the moment your braces were removed.

    3. Lynx Africa.

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    Mix Lynx Africa with the distinct smell of sweaty teenage boys, and you've got yourself a '00s P.E. lesson.

    4. Inflatable furniture.

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    Mmmm, eau de plastique.

    5. Tipp-Ex pens.

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    Which smelled identical to Milk of Magnesium.

    6. Charlie Red.

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    And you didn't just wear a squirt of it. You used the whole can.

    7. Scented gel pens.

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    Lime! Banana! Orange! Cherry! Strawberry! Grape! Apple! Raspberry! Blueberry! Watermelon! Coconut! Pineapple!

    8. Blue WKDs.

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    No matter what you ate or drank afterwards, the taste wouldn't leave your mouth.

    9. Body Shop White Musk.

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    Such a mysterious scent.

    10. Glitter hair mascara.

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    Which obviously came from either Claire's Accessories or Boots.

    11. Davidoff Cool Water.

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    Mmmmm teenage boys.

    12. Batiste dry shampoo.

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    Like sweet, chalky... chalk.

    13. Ink erasers.

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    They made your page go a bit furry, and they smelled like turps.

    14. Sunny D.

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    Which definitely turned you orange if you drank too much of it.

    15. Barbie tents.

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    Like the inside of an airless circus, but without the animal shit.

    16. Goey aliens.

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    Put them back-to-back, stick them in the fridge, you know the drill.

    17. Popz microwave popcorn.

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    Hello, every Friday night of the '00s.

    18. Spice Girls Impulse.

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    So tangy.

    19. Strawberry Millions.

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    They came from tuck shops and they stuck your teeth together FOREVER.

    20. Toasted Pop Tarts.

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    50% burnt sugar, 50% pure deliciousness.

    21. Candy floss machines.

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    100% burnt sugar.

    22. Blackcurrant Calypsos.

    The signature scent of Sports Day.

    23. Glitter body spray.

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    Which would never wash out of your clothes.

    24. Cotton candy Lip Smacker.

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    Yummmmmmmmmmm.

    25. Lush bath bombs.

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    They overpowered every other smell in your entire house and made your skin unreasonably oily, but OMG they were good.

    26. Bath oil beads.

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    Squeeze them too hard, and they'll squirt scented oil into your eyes.

    27. Next Just Pink.

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    The smell lasted about 30 seconds, but WOW those 30 seconds were deliciously floral.

    28. Nesquik powder.

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    Mmmm milk with lumps of powder in it.

    29. Millie's Cookies.

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    This is what "going to town" smelled like.

    30. Lee Stafford Poker Straight spray.

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    This stuff was basically non-flammable petrol, right?

    31. Burnt hair.

    32. Johnson's Holiday Skin.

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    A combination of cat piss and biscuits.