1. You get unreasonably excited by new kitchen gadgets and baking equipment.
2. But your dinner parties often get a little bit ~too~ boozy.
3. You spend most of your hard-earned money on food.
4. But even though you are vaguely trying to save, you actually have no idea what your monthly outgoings are.
5. You would never go out without a coat on.
6. But every time you do get ill, your mum is the first person you call.
Text my mom saying I'm feeling really ill and she replies "Drink plenty of orange juice instead of tequila... That might help" 😒
You can't decide whether you're ill enough to call into work sick until your mum diagnoses you over the phone.
7. Your ideal evening in involves reading a good book in a warm bath surrounded by scented candles.
8. But you never manage to spend your evenings in ironing your laundry before putting it in your wardrobe.
9. You get very stressed if you don't manage to get nine hours of sleep every night.
10. But even when you manage to get into bed before 10pm, you sometimes waste hours before you actually go to sleep.
11. You would always choose to spend Friday night having a nice meal out with friends rather than going to a noisy bar.
12. But you will forever be the person who orders the house wine.
13. If you do go out drinking, you insist on buying sufficient snacks.
14. That said, you have thrown up from drinking within the last six months.
15. You absolutely love a practical shoe.
16. But there are also loads of practical things that you don't know how to do. Like setting your washing machine timer, or changing your hoover bag, or wtf dishwasher salt does.
17. Most of the TV shows you watch are about cooking or moving house.
18. That said, you don't own any matching cutlery and you certainly don't own the house you live in.
19. You love the feeling of waking up early at the weekend and getting all your chores out of the way.
20. But you also lose entire weekends to staying in bed sometimes.
21. You have an amazing knitwear collection.
22. But nothing you own is insured.
23. And even though you feel really grown up and on top of things most of the time...
24. ... you also kinda feel like you're faking it.
