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22 Secrets Sisters Who Are Best Friends Will Never Tell You

Share parents, share absolutely everything.

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1. We're the only people in the whole world who understand how weird our parents are.


Or just how dysfunctional our family is.

2. Which makes gossiping about family politics waaaaay more fun than gossiping about our friends.

3. But we do plenty of that too.

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What do you mean, I can't think Sarah's a bitch because I've never met her? She was mean to my sister once. And now I hate her.

4. We have arbitrarily assigned ourselves favourite colours based on how our parents decorated our childhood bedrooms.

Hers is pink and mine is purple and that's just the way it is.

5. We've got into the habit of drunk texting each other, because we know it doesn't matter.

E! /

We grew up together, so it's literally impossible to get embarrassed in front of one another.

6. We copy each other all the time.

Clothes, hobbies, things each other say... We get these from each other. Although we'd never acknowledge this between ourselves.

7. There was definitely a time when we both worried that the other sister was the "smart one".

8. And when we worried that the other sister was the "pretty one".

9. We say the most hurtful things you could ever imagine to each other.

10. But if anyone else says anything even remotely mean to one of us, the other sister will be meaner back.

11. We judge all the same things.

If I find something you do gross, chances are my sister will too. And vice versa.

12. But we never judge each other.

13. We cry at exactly the same parts of crappy TV shows.

And we fast-forward the same bits we hate too.

14. We act unprecedentedly weird around each other.

And you've got no chance of ever understanding our jokes because they became funny on a long flight we took together 15 years ago and they really don't make sense outside of that context.

15. We're physically incapable of being mad at each other for more than 24 hours.

E! /

Because then something funny will happen and we'll just forget what we were fighting about.

16. If one of us doesn't like the other's S.O., he/she is outta here.

Same goes for friends. Soz, guys.

17. We hate it when we don't get to talk all the time.

And when we eventually move houses and live far away from each other, we worry about the other sister ALL the time.

18. Because we grew up in the same house, we like all the same terrible books, music, and TV.

19. Sometimes we eat really obscene amounts of food together.

20. We have a look to exchange for all situations.

The most important one being, "OMG we have to leave RIGHT NOW or we will die of laughing at this person."

21. We always know when the other sister is about to cry.

22. And we're the first person each other texts when anything good/bad/funny/sad/weird/normal/interesting/boring happens.

And that's the way it'll always be. <3