1. No pint is worth more than a fiver. Flickr: 10413717@N08 2. If your chips aren't soaked in gravy, they're not worth eating. Flickr: 25356196@N08 3. We're delighted that we can go to a Greggs down south now. Flickr: susan_w 4. But equally pleased that some institutions have stayed true to their roots. Flickr: rossendalewadey 5. None of us really know where the North begins. Tabatha Leggett / BuzzFeed 6. Yorkshire puddings are actually supposed to be starters. Flickr: pudstah Back when beef was expensive, Northeners filled up on a Yorkshire pudding starter before ticking into their Sunday lunch. 7. We're quietly proud that we have some of the world's most breath-taking countryside. Flickr: highlights6 That's Mam Tor in the Peak District. 8. Not to mention the most charming seaside towns. Flickr: highlights6 Pictured is Blackpool's North Pier. 9. And the most beautiful beaches. Kelly Loughlin Photography That's Formby. 10. We've worked out the perfect hangover cure. Flickr: reznicek111 Two words: chip butty. 11. We may complain about the rain, but we miss it when we leave the North. Flickr: seanbirdsell Especially the smell. 12. Headlines like this make us inordinately smug. dailymail.co.uk 13. The reason we don't wear much on a night out? Beer blankets. Flickr: danielbentley Face it, we're just better drinkers than you. 14. We'll never understand why Southeners don't talk to strangers. Flickr: anniemole 15. You don't need a fancy filling to make an incredible pie. spacecudette.wordpress.com That's a butter pie. It's filled with potatoes and onions and there's a recipe here. 16. When we leave home, we miss seeing the stars at night. Flickr: tjblackwell 17. We've spent more of our lives at Crewe station than we care to remember. Flickr: tjblackwell Because apparently traveling down south necessarily involves a tepid hot chocolate from Pumpkin. 18. Fish and chips doesn't taste the same down south. Flickr: bazzadarambler 19. And the only way to make a proper cup of tea is using soft water. Flickr: jamesshade Which is just much more common in the North.