Buzz·Posted on 22 Oct 201522 Secrets Hotel Breakfast Waiters Are Supposed To KeepPlease don't order kippers.by Tabatha LeggettBuzzFeed Staff, UK LinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. We can see you stealing the mini jams, and we don't actually mind. View this photo on Instagram 2. If breakfast service starts at 7am, we have to get in at 6am to start prepping. View this photo on Instagram 3. Making sure the buffet table looks nice at all times is actually quite hard work. View this photo on Instagram 4. The fruit and the pastry stations are the most fun to work on. View this photo on Instagram 5. And the egg station is the worst, because it's unbelievably hot. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. We will never understand how anyone can stomach kippers before noon. View this photo on Instagram 7. And don't even get us started on those of you who order a Diet Coke first thing in the morning. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. We're experts at making your coffee look pretty. View this photo on Instagram 9. And we're very talented napkin folders. View this photo on Instagram 10. There's something about buffets that encourages every single hotel guest to get four times more food than they can possibly eat. View this photo on Instagram 11. We don't know what's in the juice labelled "breakfast juice" either. View this photo on Instagram 12. All the posh looking cereal just came straight out of the packet. View this photo on Instagram 13. We invent salacious stories about why different hotel guests are eating breakfast together in our heads. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And we find those of you who drink a Bloody Mary alone unbelievably glam. View this photo on Instagram 15. The smell of bacon makes us incredibly hungry. View this photo on Instagram 16. Scraping the waste from your breakfast plates is unbelievably gross. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Burning yourself on those weird commercial toaster things is easier than you think. View this photo on Instagram 18. There's no table number 13. View this photo on Instagram 19. Guests who use a toothpick and then break it up into lots of little bits are the worst. View this photo on Instagram 20. Scrap that: People who get food on the newspaper they're reading are the worst. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. We rarely get tips, because most of you charge your bill to your room. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 22. But, we do get a banging breakfast at the end of our shift, which makes it all worth it. View this photo on Instagram