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Let's get things straight: Wrexham is gross.
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No one should ever go there.
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The town centre is boring.
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You won't find anything to eat there.
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And the architecture is just vile.
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It's not like there are beautiful National Trust properties nearby.
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And there are no gardens worth bothering with.
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I mean, who'd want to have a picnic here?
9.
The main problem with Wrexham is there's nothing to do there.
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There are no pubs to visit.
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No country walks to go on.
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And no music to hear.
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Driving further up into North Wales is no good either.
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It's all just full of sheep.
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And you won't find decent chip shop chips anywhere.
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The castles in North Wales are just so plain.
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They're really not worth seeing.
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And the coast is no good either.
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Besides, Wrexham is just so ugly in the winter.
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You're best off avoiding it.
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Its shopping area is ugly too.
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Not that you'd find anything to buy there anyway.
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So you're best staying away.
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Don't explore the local area.
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Don't catch the train up to North Wales.
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Honestly: It's not worth it.
