1. When you lose your chicken in Beaulieu Park.
Missing chicken!!! #OnlyInEssex
2. When you don't have a baby so you have to walk your dog in a pram.
3. When you need to go to Ugley and it makes you laugh.
4. When even the water isn't safe.
5. When you can get good prices, but only on Hi-Fis.
6. When you have to ask your dog not to smoke.
7. When display snowmen get a little raunchy around Christmas.
8. When people can't tell the difference between a urinal and a sink.
Sometimes we get things wrong at Essex #essexprobs
9. When you just want to get the bus without seeing someone else's pants, but that's not an option.
10. When you get excited by a Lucky Dip and then realise that all you can get are condoms.
Lucky dip condom machine #onlyinessex
11. When you need to attack a crack.
12. When you've got a big secret to keep.
13. When the welcome sign's positioning hasn't been well thought through.
On the way through Essex yesterday and the 1st billboard on the motorway seems very fitting indeed haha #onlyinessex
14. When you want to go shopping naked.
It scares me that a few shops in town feel they need to tell people this #onlyinessex
15. When loitering by a bench will not be tolerated.
16. When even number plates have Essex accents.
This is genuinely someone's number plate #shutup #onlyinessex
17. When you want to order a pint, but your dog got there first.
18. But worst of all...
Only in Essex