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18 Devastating Problems Only People From Essex Will Understand

Shuuuuupppp.

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1. When you lose your chicken in Beaulieu Park.

2. When you don't have a baby so you have to walk your dog in a pram.

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3. When you need to go to Ugley and it makes you laugh.

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4. When even the water isn't safe.

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5. When you can get good prices, but only on Hi-Fis.

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6. When you have to ask your dog not to smoke.

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7. When display snowmen get a little raunchy around Christmas.

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8. When people can't tell the difference between a urinal and a sink.

Sometimes we get things wrong at Essex #essexprobs

Dane Pereira @DanePereira96

Sometimes we get things wrong at Essex #essexprobs

7:06 PM - 03 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. When you just want to get the bus without seeing someone else's pants, but that's not an option.

10. When you get excited by a Lucky Dip and then realise that all you can get are condoms.

11. When you need to attack a crack.

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12. When you've got a big secret to keep.

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13. When the welcome sign's positioning hasn't been well thought through.

On the way through Essex yesterday and the 1st billboard on the motorway seems very fitting indeed haha #onlyinessex

Wayne Henderson@W_Hendo

On the way through Essex yesterday and the 1st billboard on the motorway seems very fitting indeed haha #onlyinessex

9:24 AM - 28 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

14. When you want to go shopping naked.

It scares me that a few shops in town feel they need to tell people this #onlyinessex

Katie Marsh@KatieMarshxx

It scares me that a few shops in town feel they need to tell people this #onlyinessex

1:32 PM - 04 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

15. When loitering by a bench will not be tolerated.

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16. When even number plates have Essex accents.

This is genuinely someone's number plate #shutup #onlyinessex

Sandy@sandyatAB

This is genuinely someone's number plate #shutup #onlyinessex

8:48 PM - 08 Feb 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. When you want to order a pint, but your dog got there first.

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18. But worst of all...