1.
When it's pouring with rain, and your dad feels it's important to offer an opinion:
2.
Whenever you hurt yourself:
3.
Whenever someone says "Y'oreyt" and you don't know whether it's a greeting or a question:
4.
Whenever you go into the living room:
5.
When someone invites you round for dinner, not tea, and you have no idea when to show up:
6.
When you go on holiday and someone asks where you're from:
7.
Whenever you pass this house on the motorway:
8.
When someone offers you a bread roll, not a teacake, and you don't know what you're agreeing to:
9.
Whenever you stand in front of the TV for more than a second:
10.
When you accidentally leave a light on upstairs and your dad screams, "It's like Blackpool Illuminations up here!":
11.
Whenever anyone at school questions whether you're telling the truth:
12.
When you hear the ice cream van outside but your mum has other ideas:
13.
Whenever you pass a stranger on the street:
14.
When anyone offers you a cuppa that isn't Yorkshire Tea:
15.
And the horror when they make it like this:
16.
When you go out for a Sunday roast and there's no Yorkshire pudding on your plate:
17.
Whenever your dad starts a story:
18.
When you ask your dad what's for tea:
19.
Whenever anyone leaves:
