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23 Things Everyone Who Is Grossed Out Easily Just Gets

Please don't talk to me about poo.

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3. But because everyone else in the world loves joking about poo so much, you've perfected the old ~smile and nod~ routine.


You know how to switch off your brain so you can't hear anything while also appearing amused and engaged.


5. The fact that people in long-term relationships seem to have no problem discussing their bodily functions with each other makes you determined to remain single forever.

6. And couples who use the bathroom with the door open are your worst nightmare.

There is such a thing as too close. Sorry, guys.

8. And you have resigned yourself to the fact that you can never have a child.


Did you know that when babies get a cold, one of the parents sometimes has to SUCK THE SNOT OUT OF THEIR NOSE? Eughhhhhhhhh.


12. But it's not just poo. You can't watch yourself having a blood test.

Or getting an injection.


13. And if you ever had to dissect a heart in biology, you almost certainly left the room.

It's not for you.

15. And if you injure yourself, you have to recruit someone else to deal with the blood.

You feel bad about it, but you can't look yourself.


20. Looking after a vomiting drunk friend is your idea of hell.

And you will only do it if you guys are really close.


23. Because you know that there are some things that it's simply never appropriate to talk about.

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You're not less close to your friends than other people; you just understand which topics are off limits.