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24 Truths All Female Swimmers Know To Be True

The massive guy in the tiny red Speedos = your enemy.

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9. When you first started swimming, you shaved your legs, armpits, and bikini line all the time.

When you shave your legs for the first time in 4 months cuz swim is life and make everyone feel your leg

You basically prepared for a holiday every time you went to your local pool.


16. And you always resent having to stuff your hair into a swim cap if you're having a good hair day.

Untangling it when you get in the shower after is also the worst.


19. There's always one massive guy wearing tiny red Speedos who will insist on overtaking you on every single length.


He'll also just lurk at the end of the pool stretching so you'll never be able to touch the side.

20. Whenever you get stuck behind someone doing the breaststroke, you can't help staring at their bum and wondering whether yours wobbles more/less/the same amount.

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