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    If We Gender Flipped The Way We Talk About Food

    "Are you sure you want all of that?"

    1. Women would act impressed whenever men consume food.

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    2. In fact, they'd be so impressed that they'd compare men to women.

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    3. Parents would tell their sons that there's an important link between cooking and marriage.

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    4. Women would suggest sugary foods to make men happy.

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    5. And they'd assume that men who order salads are trying to lose weight.

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    6. Before assuring them that they don't need to.

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    7. Men would speculate over ~good date foods~.

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    8. And pass comment on how much other men weigh.

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    9. Women would act dumbfounded when men intend to finish their meals.

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    10. Women would look at menus and tell men what not to order.

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    11. Or they'd just cut the crap and order for them.

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    12. Women would think they knew when men were full.

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    13. And assume that men don't want their own puddings.

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    14. Waiters would be very concerned about how much spice men can handle.

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    15. Women would be shocked when men order beer.

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    16. And waiters would assume that when a man says "a pint, please", he actually means "half a pint, please."

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    17. Women would explain what wines taste like, and assume that men don't like anything too ~heavy~.

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    18. And they'd be truly shocked if they ever saw a man drinking whiskey.

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    19. Women would tell men that their drinking preferences are just fine (based on the habits of the rest of their gender, ofc).

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    20. Women would explain the concept of seafood to men whenever they ordered it.

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    21. They'd do the same with curry.

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    22. Men would call foods like chocolate "naughty".

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    23. Waiters would assume men wanted white wine with their meals.

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    24. And they'd always offer up a lighter cocktail.

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    25. But, most of all, women would check whether men actually want to eat the food they have ordered.

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    26. All the damn time.

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