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Women would act impressed whenever men consume food.
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In fact, they'd be so impressed that they'd compare men to women.
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Parents would tell their sons that there's an important link between cooking and marriage.
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Women would suggest sugary foods to make men happy.
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And they'd assume that men who order salads are trying to lose weight.
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Before assuring them that they don't need to.
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Men would speculate over ~good date foods~.
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And pass comment on how much other men weigh.
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Women would act dumbfounded when men intend to finish their meals.
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Women would look at menus and tell men what not to order.
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Or they'd just cut the crap and order for them.
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Women would think they knew when men were full.
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And assume that men don't want their own puddings.
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Waiters would be very concerned about how much spice men can handle.
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Women would be shocked when men order beer.
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And waiters would assume that when a man says "a pint, please", he actually means "half a pint, please."
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Women would explain what wines taste like, and assume that men don't like anything too ~heavy~.
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And they'd be truly shocked if they ever saw a man drinking whiskey.
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Women would tell men that their drinking preferences are just fine (based on the habits of the rest of their gender, ofc).
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Women would explain the concept of seafood to men whenever they ordered it.
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They'd do the same with curry.
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Men would call foods like chocolate "naughty".
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Waiters would assume men wanted white wine with their meals.
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And they'd always offer up a lighter cocktail.
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But, most of all, women would check whether men actually want to eat the food they have ordered.
