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22 Heinous Crimes Against Denim Committed In The '00s

Were other materials even available in the '00s?

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1. Dressing head-to-toe in denim.

B*Witched nailed this look and you aspired to look exactly like them.
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B*Witched nailed this look and you aspired to look exactly like them.

2. Pairing a normal top with a full-length denim skirt.

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Trisha Goddard, a young Charlotte Church, and Vanessa Williams got this look exactly right.

3. Wearing matching denim to your BFF.

Paris and Nicole will always be iconic.
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Paris and Nicole will always be iconic.

4. Or even better: Wearing matching his 'n' hers denim.

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Jamelia and Britney knew that the coolest accessory was a boyfriend dressed identically to you.

5. Wearing double denim as often as you possibly could.

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Des'ree, Mel C, and Jessica Simpson had it right.

6. Seriously: Everyone wore double denim in the '00s.

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Here's Sheryl Crowe, Anna Kournikova, and Martine McCutcheon looking as '00s as physically possible.

7. Pairing a denim miniskirt with Uggs.

Your feet got hot and your knees got cold, but Kate Hudson didn't care.
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Your feet got hot and your knees got cold, but Kate Hudson didn't care.

8. Wearing very fancy clothes and then throwing a mum denim jacket over the top.

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Naomi Campbell, Toni Collette, and Kate Moss knew how it was done.

9. Wearing a very tight top and a pleated denim miniskirt.

Holly Valance nailed '00s fashion.
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Holly Valance nailed '00s fashion.

10. Wearing patchwork denim.

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Plain denim was too boring for Christina Aguilera and Nelly Furtado.

11. Wearing denim dungarees with almost nothing underneath.

Tina from S Club 7 always looked great.
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Tina from S Club 7 always looked great.

12. Wearing flared jeans no matter what the occasion.

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Here we have Coleen Rooney doing chores, Emma Bunton performing, and Drew Barrymore showing off in front of Whoopi Goldberg.

13. Wearing a denim waistcoat.

Bonus points if it didn't really cover your boobs, like Aisleyne from Big Brother.
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Bonus points if it didn't really cover your boobs, like Aisleyne from Big Brother.

14. Wearing a full-length denim jacket.

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Kerry Katona, Natasha from Atomic Kitten, and Carolynne from Fame Academy were spot on with their jackets.

15. Wearing a denim flatcap.

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Zoe Birkett and Keisha from the Sugababes proved that this look could never go wrong.

16. Wearing a denim suit jacket.

Shall we all just agree that Christina Aguilera won the '00s?
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Shall we all just agree that Christina Aguilera won the '00s?

17. Going out in a full-on denim catsuit.

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Here we have Alicia Keys, Aleesha Dixon, and Tyra Banks looking so '00s it hurts.

18. Pairing a floaty top with a denim gypsy skirt.

Thank you, Joss Stone. Thank you.
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Thank you, Joss Stone. Thank you.

19. Wearing a denim miniskirt that was so small you could barely see it.

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Our case studies here are Christina Aguilera, Geri Halliwell, and Mutya from the Sugababes.

20. Leaving the house in a denim corset.

All hail Bianca Gasgoigne.
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All hail Bianca Gasgoigne.

21. Attending fancy events in denim combats.

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Here we have Kelli from Liberty X, Britney Spears, and Jessica Alba showing us how it was done.

22. And finally, wearing denim flares underneath a whole other outfit.

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Garcelle Beauvais

Bless you, Mischa Barton, Alexa Vega, and Garcelle Beauvais.