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23 Important Questions All Northerners Need To Answer

Proof no Northerner should ever move down South.

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Why do people from the north get so angry when people from the south say it's cold outside like wow I didn't know this was a weather contest

Proper Politico@ProperPolitico

Why do people from the north get so angry when people from the south say it's cold outside like wow I didn't know this was a weather contest

10:03 PM - 28 Jan 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do people from the north miss words out? #idiots

Harry Black@Haroldinio1

Why do people from the north miss words out? #idiots

10:06 PM - 29 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do people from The North not use the plural of 'pound'? "Nine pound" should surely be "Nine pounds", no?

Joel Harrison@joeldram

Why do people from The North not use the plural of 'pound'? "Nine pound" should surely be "Nine pounds", no?

1:41 PM - 02 Dec 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northeners say love a lot

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Why do people from the north who work down south feel the need to tell everyone they're from the north?

Mr. T@TrademarkHound

Why do people from the north who work down south feel the need to tell everyone they're from the north?

3:53 PM - 09 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do people from the north think it's alright to come to school in the south and all of a sudden think you're southern? #YoureNot

alexis.@Alexis_Green10

Why do people from the north think it's alright to come to school in the south and all of a sudden think you're southern? #YoureNot

5:08 PM - 10 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern girls always drink pints? LADIES don't drink pints! #aintree

Natalie Brown@PinkGoesWink

Why do northern girls always drink pints? LADIES don't drink pints! #aintree

6:39 PM - 13 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Northeners drink Carling as if it's a thing?

Donzo @AlxDnvn

Why do Northeners drink Carling as if it's a thing?

12:40 AM - 21 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern people call their lunch "dinner" #backwards

Joshua Steel@Josh_Steel

Why do northern people call their lunch "dinner" #backwards

12:14 PM - 10 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern people call fruit squash "juice". Juice can't be juice AND squash be juice, that's confusing. They're 2 different things.

Paddy@_Paddy_White_

Why do northern people call fruit squash "juice". Juice can't be juice AND squash be juice, that's confusing. They're 2 different things.

7:13 PM - 21 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Northern girls pronounce "I don't know" like "I durnt knuuuur"

Castolo@UncleMaj

Why do Northern girls pronounce "I don't know" like "I durnt knuuuur"

12:53 PM - 14 Jun 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern people call a roof the ruff? Like who taught you English Clifford the dog??

Venn Biter@Venn_Biter_23

Why do northern people call a roof the ruff? Like who taught you English Clifford the dog??

3:07 AM - 17 Sep 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern girls get away with walking around in rollers? #looserwomen

Loaded TV@loaded_tv

Why do northern girls get away with walking around in rollers? #looserwomen

10:10 PM - 20 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern boys have there polo collars up ?

Madeline Duggan@maddiedugx

Why do northern boys have there polo collars up ?

10:27 PM - 09 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern boys proper beg average twitter famous girls from basildon #baffled

Christopher Reed@ChrisBirdReed

Why do northern boys proper beg average twitter famous girls from basildon #baffled

8:47 PM - 25 Sep 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Northern woman think its acceptable to wear very lil in this weather and be bright orange at the same time?? #NotaGoodLook

†Slinks McPherson†@slinksmcpherson

Why do Northern woman think its acceptable to wear very lil in this weather and be bright orange at the same time?? #NotaGoodLook

1:05 PM - 13 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern people love household chores and general domestic duties such as washing up and ironing? It's like they don't even know it..

RYLΔND PEΔRSON-MCMΔN@RylandPM

Why do northern people love household chores and general domestic duties such as washing up and ironing? It's like they don't even know it..

4:25 PM - 11 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Northern always have their heating full on? Is it the only way to cool their ageing engines? Genuinely curious…

Kelvin Owers@spittingcat

Why do Northern always have their heating full on? Is it the only way to cool their ageing engines? Genuinely curious…

7:34 PM - 05 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Sorry but has to be said but why do northern people think they own the beach when they come to the south coast #northerntwats

Paul Leighton@FridgeMonster59

Sorry but has to be said but why do northern people think they own the beach when they come to the south coast #northerntwats

2:24 PM - 23 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do Northern people call a bun a barm???!

Ben Irish@bencirish

Why do Northern people call a bun a barm???!

1:24 PM - 27 Dec 11ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern guys have higher voices than southern guys? Like seriously, northern guys dont sound like they've fully dropped their voice.

Mackenzie Griggs †@makgriggs

Why do northern guys have higher voices than southern guys? Like seriously, northern guys dont sound like they've fully dropped their voice.

7:38 PM - 09 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why Do Northern People Call Everybody Their Son?. Female Or Male, You're Their Son, No Matter What. #StayCountry4Life

Jasmine Nicole Geter@yourstruly_jasg

Why Do Northern People Call Everybody Their Son?. Female Or Male, You're Their Son, No Matter What. #StayCountry4Life

6:57 AM - 11 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Why do northern people call each other 'duck' its so weird! Southern people don't call each other chickens!!

Jessica Miller@jess3miller

Why do northern people call each other 'duck' its so weird! Southern people don't call each other chickens!!

8:54 PM - 30 Jan 12ReplyRetweetFavorite