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What was Nietzsche's chief complaint after visiting Egypt? It was too Nile-istic. #dadjokes #philosophyjokes #egypt #Nietzsche
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My wife's a really good dancer, Aristotle would say she's a prime mover
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Now delayed an hour and ten minutes. This plane is like Zeno's arrow. #PhilosophyJoke #FourYearsOfCollegePaysOff
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How did the solipsist break up with his girlfriend? "It's not you, it's me." #philosophyjokes
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zeno walks halfway into a bar....
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Two behaviorists have sex. One turns to the other and says, "That was good for you; how was it for me?" #philosophyjokes
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If it wasn't for Nihilism, I'd have nothing to believe in. #PhilosophyJoke
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How many Freudians to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis. I mean the mother! I MEAN THE LADDER!