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fuckboys be like
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When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconve… https://t.co/WigfWg4MGn
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Her: "who was the girl my friend saw you with last night" me:
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Me: Damn I really like him, I should reply back to his Netflix invite Innerself: You damn well know he a fuckboy, s… https://t.co/dhlneSh6Ic
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"I'm not looking for a relationship, but let's do everything that a relationship consists of as I continue calling… https://t.co/3t8ITphVPP
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"You took him back, didn't you?"
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Me: I'm never messaging him again Him: Hi Me: How are you? How's your mum, dad, your brother? How's work? What of Aunty Bukky is she well?
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Me: Hey, you would look amazing in my bed. Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend... Me: Wtf? I'm just giving you a compliment.
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"Yo wtf why you ignorin me" "I was sleeping babe, I just woke up" "Send me your location then"
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Them: Why are you single? Me: I don't have time for lying, crying, fussing, cussing, secrets, cheating, creeping,… https://t.co/UO6S1EKdQQ
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Your mcm
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men: women are very hard to read women: actually, we just want- men: such complex creatures women: if u just liste- men: so mysterious
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What you see vs. what she see
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*Fuck boy texts you to come over ... * ME: IM NOT GONNA GO. HE DONT LOVE ME LIKE THAT. HE DOESN'T DESERVE ME ...… https://t.co/xBi9VgIUAF
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When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on