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Steve Harvey dressed like that Auntie that's always in everybody's business:
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Mom: "fix that attitude before i fix it for you"
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"Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" -A Black Man Caught In A Lie
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I AM SCREEEEEEEECHING
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We gone sit here and act like Hillary Clinton ain't been representing Death Row Records at all 3 debates?
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I CANT STOP LAUGHING
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roses are red yellow is yuck
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when ur texting someone and they don't stay in their skin tone emoji lane
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Him: I'm going out Her: I know that's why I got dressed
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gonna frame this and put it over my liquor cabinet
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I tried to drink it away...
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Texted my ex and told him to be safe... They really out here shooting clowns smh
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I better be able to tell if Lloyd is saying "fine too" or "5'2"
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"Tyga this is not the time nor place"
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Swear I've been taught 50/11 hundred times how to play spades. I don't remember. Be lookin @ the Spades table likeโฆ https://t.co/xooCb0JRzD
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jayz at the #lemonade listening party like
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Pray for this brother. He's bound to get a "I just think it's funny how..." tonight.
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Brandii gotta quit eating folks' food. 4,362 rice and SEVEN shrimps. ๐๐๐ This is petty I can get behind.
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Today I stole a white man's cab right as he was about to get in and yelled REPARATIONS like I was cartoon villain throwing down a smoke bomb
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*cries in Solange*
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Donald trump wig
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When you got $15 in your account to hold u til next week, and then Hulu comes thru unexpectedly and gets there's
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is it too late to die and come back as the service elevator beyoncรฉ takes photos in
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*Record scratch* *Freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
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When you're feeling even more emotionally unstable than usual but you're the funny friend so you gotta stay lit
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I calculated the angle of my dab. How's your Friday going?
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Cranes in the Sky so good shit blew mine.
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Me: *sees random black girl doing absolutely anything*
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hair? tight as fuck dress? tight as fuck shoes? tight as fuck expression? tight as fuck portuguese water dog? tightโฆ https://t.co/0btFM4b0hc
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White dudes been killing cops at a decent clip the last couple of weeks and I ain't seen "Blue Lives Matter" anywheโฆ https://t.co/NbFhtuMwg8
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I flinched just from watching this
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I ate ONE piece of @SuperiorAsian's pizza and she had a heart attack... ๐๐
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Lmaooooooo that caption
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me after doing the bare minimum
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When you use your white voice for the phone interview to get the job
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black people gotta dress up like clowns now https://t.co/C5cCFrAVvO
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HOLD THE HELL UP!!! We talk about Pharrell, but Raphael Saadiq is 50 years old!!! THIS MAN IS 50 YEARS OLD
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8 years of dealing with this crazy country and his hairline didn't flinch. Iconic. https://t.co/b1TabtVLnd
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This the look your girl gives you every time a guy does something romantic on tv
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"what will you do to fix the national epidemic of hateration in this dancerie?"
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Hey big head @Canada ๐
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How u sleep when u know nobody is out there cheatin on u
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me: i'm done entertaining his ass him: hey me:
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We're only like 3 Fast & Furious movies until they go to space and I'll buy two tickets to each of those three to make it happen
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Yaโll talking about love is dead like Papoose ainโt wait 6 years for Remy Ma go find better role models.
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Kids!
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How my camera roll looks when I'm off the henny
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Making my way down town Walking fast Faces pass And I'm deadass
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Fckn CRINE at the accuracy
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When the landlord shows up because the rent on the church building is two days late.
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look at what the Kardashians have done to Tyga
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"Wtf you want to eat" "I don't fuckin knooooow"
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"All lives mattโ"
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live footage of random woman with ben carson
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"and then I realized... that soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish.. life is full of hidden secrets"
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this man is so sprung, ain't nothing in the world she could say that could be that funny.
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"Aye blue dress, can I walk witchu?" "I have a man." "Your man don't let you have friends?"
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*somebody sits down during national anthem* me: โ๐พโ๐พโ๐พ *somebody sits down during "Knuck If You Buck"* me: what the hell is ur problem
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a royal meets harry
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What a wicked way to treat the Thug that loves you
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solange: have a seat at the table, my child me:
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This is the only emotion I want to feel in 2017
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Me to Jill Stein if she saves us from Donald Trump
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No better summation of being black in America. At the highest level having to be gracious to white people who do noโฆ https://t.co/l0eHfbBp26
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this is the first time iโve laughed in hours, so iโm sharing it here
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Barack Obama needs too do the mannequin challenge and stay where tf he at. ๐๐๐๐
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Me at work VS Me when I get off work
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Lady at the bar just gave me half a bottle of Hennessy out her purse. Don't you tell me what my God won't do
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When you relate to some tweets but you can't expose yourself, so you just look at em real hard before losing em inโฆ https://t.co/AsYM3K4N9S
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Me asking myself why I'm like this
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THE MAN: The blacks. They're too happy lately. What do we do about this? THE GUBMENT: Vine is a source of their joy. THE MAN: kill it.
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Y'all are sick the crying Jordan on Jordan crying ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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Look what my grandma commented under my brother picture ๐๐๐๐๐๐
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he really ain't have to flex this hard https://t.co/jfXM2sFw7E
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Her: ima tell you something but don't let it to go to your head Me: nah what is it Her: I like your haircut Me:
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Finally got to come home to Peace and Quiet ๐
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My mother is out here lying on Facebook. My nephew speaks in Power Ranger quotes, he ain't say none of this.
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"Smoking breaks" at work should be deducted from annually leave. We all have addictions, you don't see me leave a meeting to fry plantain
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"Now I got to come up to this school on my lunch break because you wanna act a fool"
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"You always have an attitude for no reason" "YOU ARE THE REASON I ALWAYS HAVE AN ATTITUDE"
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This neither tripping https://t.co/IjUVXfy4yY
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She's a blogger, this wig website used her image without her asking, she told them to take it down. they photoshoppโฆ https://t.co/nyrOzZvBsh
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[record scratch] [freeze frame] yep that's me. you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation
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Me: "I'm sure there's a logical explanation for this" Me to me: "Overreact."
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Somebody grandma is coming in clutch this year!! Ayee!!!
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When the crowd start yelling perform panda
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#manequinchallenge SHAREโผ๏ธ RTโผ๏ธ
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Beyonce: Which one you like better Jay? Kendrick: Formation or Alright. Choose. Jay:
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when you sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious
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Me tasting dick for the first time
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me receiving the teaaaa
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UPS drivers after they ring your doorbell
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When you see your crush flirting with someone else on the TL
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They Killed The #ChuckECheeseChallenge ... AGAIN! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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I ordered 10 wings and they gave me 12
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when she said she doesn't care where you eat and turns down your sixth straight suggestion with "it's up to you"
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"Damn y'all ice cream machine down? Well lemme get uhhhh"
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my future daughter ๐๐ฉ