1. This cato said you were tacky and he hated you, JSYK:
my cat stuck his tongue out right as I took this picture so it looks like he has horrible little human lips and im literally about to cry
2. This cat's mom/personal Instagram curator requested HIGH 👏 QUALITY 👏 EDITS 👏:
My mom now texts me exclusively to edit photos of her cat in lightroom so she can post them on his Instagram
3. This, for better or worse, was captured on film:
y’all want to see the grossest thing I’ve ever recorded
4. This kitters did a post-surgery painkiller blep:
Trying to get your drunk friend into an Uber
5. THIS KITTERINA SPOKE CLEAR AND AUDIBLE ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!
I swear to god my cat just said “nothing” when I asked her what she was doing in the bathroom..... listen... omg
6. He was filled with nothing but regret:
awake but at what cost
7. He HIT 😏 THAT 😮 HARD 👊😜:
he didn’t have to hit it that hard watch till the end
8. This lil' one fell for the ~illusion~:
9. He SWIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!
He swim
10. He LIIIIIIIIICK!
when mother takes you to see the sail ships and she is in fine humour so you are rewarded for being an agreeable young boy
11. He SCRITCHED AT THE FORCEFIELD!!!!!!!
"Curse you this invisible force field"
12. This mush king obsessed over The Bobble™:
13. He had nine lives and ~FOUR EYES~!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. And lastly, this montage was created for our personal enjoyment:
No one: Cats at 3am: